Confessions of an Internet Bully
It's not easy for me to do this, but I have to come clean. I feel like it's eating me alive from the inside out! I know I'm polite and courteous in public, but online...OH JUST SAY IT ELMO!
Ok, takes a deep breath I...am a cyber bully.
And I'm one of the worst sort. A virtual pack of rabid pit bulls using my wit and intellect to clamp down on the throats of the weaker. But I don't just pick on any weak minded twit on the internet, I prey on the weakest of them all. You know, chickenhawks, wingnuts, retardicans...DAMMIT! there I go again!
Please, I need help. But they make it so easy! No, no. I'm not going to blame the victim...be strong Elmo! I need to be strong and confess my sins. I need to purge this demon from my soul. I need, to apologize. So, here it goes...
SIKE! FUCK YOUR LITTLE SLIMY WINGNUT CHICKENSHIT PUSSY ASS!
Now for a little "write your own caption" time!
posted by Elmo at 8:20 AM
7 Comments:
I'm a bully too. It's a lot of laughs.
I like it better than crack.
"I never arm wrestled a bionic man before heh heh heh"
"Thank you Mr. President for getting my arm blown off for nothing...I mean, victory."
"man, I wish my balls were as big as yours..."
"I've never looked into the eyes of a REAL man before..."
You know, chickenhawks, wingnuts, retardicans...
Sorry, but I remain partial to "The 82nd Chairborne."
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