Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Evangelical Hell vs. SpongeBush Dumb Rants

First the ABC report...



The Documentary's Trailer...














SpongeBush

Who squats in the White House, A pox on D.C.?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Dim-witted, inane, and clueless is he.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!

If dangerous nonsense, yer looking to see...
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Then shut off yer brain, and vote G-O-P!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!

His brain is adrift and his mind is at sea.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Stupid and narrow and pious is he!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!

He gladly is serving the PNAC!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!
He's spying on you and he's spying on me!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!!!

A walking disaster with nations he builds,
SPONGE-BUSH, HALF-ASSED!!
He's Dorkus O'Dipstick McDoofus O'Dild!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!!

SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!!!!! HAR HAR!!!

Special thanks to John Good and Co. via Blognonymous

5 Comments:

Anonymous jack rabbit said...

Thats almost as scary as the worlds largest cult.

Let me think who they are.

Oh yeah, the Catholics

Tue Sep 19, 12:31:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Really? When have the Catholics advocated raising an army to turn all Americans Catholic?

Tue Sep 19, 12:59:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Kvatch said...

Elmo...thanks for the link. I've gotten more traffic on the SpongeBush thing... :-) Though, it seems in the verses department, I've been outclassed by one of my readers. he responded with a total of 10 new ones.

Tue Sep 19, 02:50:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous jack rabbit said...

Yesterday.

Tue Sep 19, 04:04:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

I'm gonna go to that camp. It looks like fun.

Tue Sep 19, 09:30:00 PM CDT  

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