Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The War on Lust















For ours is no struggle against enemies of flesh and blood but against the master-spirits and cosmic powers that control and govern this dark world. Against the host of wicked spirits from the very headquarters of evil that are arrayed against us in heavenly warfare. Ephesians 6:12

In 2011, three years into President Hillary Clinton's first term, a sharp rise in violent rapes swept across the United States. In only one year of underground recruiting, Supreme leader Bush and his followers organized an Army that successfully executed the Holy Coo, HEHAD heehaw'd(Holy Extraction of Hillary and Atheist Democrats), that saved us all from the liberals...

Holy Council Times Washington, DC Aug 15 2016

Just four years after Supreme Leader Bush launched The War on Lust, there is cautious grumbling being heard from some on the Holy Council. Rev. Slasheesta, from the Texas sect, and former holder of the "100% club" record for most times as "Bush Supporter of the Week", lost his title instantly when he openly questioned why so many of the young were being sacrificed on the floor of the Holy Council. "Are not the young the first to lust?" "Shouldn't they be given a second chance?"

Rev. Slashieesta soon after lost his life, and his seat on the council. No more grumblings have been heard from the Holy Council since...

...story developing.

3 Comments:

Blogger teh l4m3 said...

1984.

Are you writing a story, Elmo?

Tue Aug 15, 03:25:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Two months from today, the Cowboys will lose to my Texans.

Just so you know.

Tue Aug 15, 06:53:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

nah teh, I'm too lazy

smarty, wear that TO jersey with your arms raised, showing a little of your bum.

Tue Aug 15, 07:04:00 PM CDT  

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