Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Turd Twister: #1 Best Seller at BuyWingNut.com

















All the best WingNuts got one. Cunt Coulter, Bill O'Really, Sean Handicap, Rush Limpbaugh, Laura Lamegram, George Bush!!! (yes he has one too), Dick Dastardly, Mel Gibson, Geoffrey...and the list goes on and on and on.

Why haven't you got yours yet? Are you too much of an elitist prick to shape your shit? Yeah that's what I thought , you don't have one, your one of those MoonBats who do nothing but throw around facts. Your tree-hugging ass can't even produce a lump hard turd fit for twisting...your shit's too soft!

8 Comments:

Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Poo-poo-ka-joo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus-shaped poo costs more than you can know
Whoa-oh-oh!

Tue Aug 01, 11:29:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Oh, damn that's good...LOL! Whoa-oh-oh...Whoa-oh-oh...

Wed Aug 02, 12:13:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

How the fuck did I get lumped in with all those fuckers? You are a moonbutt. All though... the shamrock turd cutter is kinda cool.

Wed Aug 02, 10:32:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Just pulln' your chain Butchie...

Wed Aug 02, 10:37:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Jack Rabbit said...

Of course you can't shit solid with all those fucking wheatgrass shots ya'll take.

Wed Aug 02, 12:31:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous Geoffrey said...

I like turd shit smmeared in my special place.

Wed Aug 02, 08:25:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

I know you do Geoffrey, we all know...

Wed Aug 02, 09:57:00 PM CDT  
Blogger John Good said...

That's some scary shit there, Elmo! No wonder JQP speaks so highly of you . . . ;)

Fri Aug 04, 10:14:00 PM CDT  

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