Thursday, August 17, 2006

HNT: Blind in Texas Fantasy Football League














Introducing the first annual Blind in Texas Fantasy Football League!

It will most likely be just me this year, unless Smarty is not scared...or Geoffrey grabs his balls. I know for damn sure Jack Rabbit doesn't have the guts. I'm betting they really hate Football in Indiana, so know one will step up there. Anyway, here are the rules, so simple even a Pittsburg fan can follow them...

You pick 4 players a week(17 wks), one of each: QB, RB, WR and K. But you can only use a player once during the year. Tightends can be used as WR's. He/She with the most points at the end of the year wins.

Scoring system:

1 point every 10 yards rushing and receiving, 10 pts for every rushing and receiving TD.

1 point every 25 yards passing, 5 points every passing TD.

1 point every 10 yards of a field goal. (ex. a 39yrd FG is 3 points)

Game on.

23 Comments:

Blogger Elmo said...

I got dibs on #9

Wed Aug 16, 09:20:00 PM CDT  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Frilly panties with matching knee-pads! I'm going to need a moment alone.

Thu Aug 17, 07:55:00 AM CDT  
Blogger fatrobot said...

awesome

Thu Aug 17, 10:17:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous jack rabbit said...

Its not that I don't have the guts, its because I don't like you.

Thu Aug 17, 12:30:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

spoken like a true chickenhawk.

Thu Aug 17, 12:43:00 PM CDT  
Blogger John Q. Public esq. said...

Hate football in Indiana?

My God man...
I moved to this fucking state just to be near ND, which we all know is God's team.

Go Irish


as always, all my best,

JQP

Thu Aug 17, 01:00:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

Jckass: Don't like it, don't read it.

Go to one of those blogs where everyone is like blah blah moonbat Reagan rules my GMC truck blah moonbats are in my bushes monbats blah moonbat ACLU and father killed three porch monkeys in the KKK moonbat blah blah fags blah hate everything.

Thu Aug 17, 01:30:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

I know JQP, just pulln' your chain.

Go Irish! Unless they're playn' the Longhorns.

So does anyone want to play?

Thu Aug 17, 01:38:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Timmy said...

tell em Nolff!

Elmo - dude, I am gay and from Indiana and I love me some football!

Like JQP said - go Irish!

Thu Aug 17, 01:40:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Han said...

Hey Elmo,

We didn't know how else to get a hold of you, but call Troy (South Austin) when you can, OK?

Thu Aug 17, 02:52:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Hi Han! I'll call as soon as I get out of the class I'm in.

Thu Aug 17, 03:12:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous jack rabbit said...

Nolff just don't get it does he Kyle? Oh well some people are just slow.

Ok, if you make it 1 QB, 1 RB, and 1 WR and leave off the kicker then I still won't play.

Thu Aug 17, 03:40:00 PM CDT  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Hey whatever happened to Gabe? Did he finally ship off to Iraq?

Thu Aug 17, 03:55:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

I never got the fax or email or IM. People presume I'm slow with my masters degree in Visual communications.

I'm just sick of guys who like blah reagan blah moonbat blah blah. They are everywhere. Even at the grocery store.

Thu Aug 17, 04:10:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

I give the East Germans credit for tearing down the wall.

Thu Aug 17, 04:15:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous jack rabbit said...

I give Pink Floyd credit.

Just so you know nolff, I have to here politics from elmo everyday from 5:30 to 7:00 when I really don't give a fuck. Thank God the beer helps.

Thu Aug 17, 04:25:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Yeah, politics and "fuckn' Bush" is getting old for Jack.

Cabe retired from the blogosphere teh.

Thu Aug 17, 05:02:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

So no one want to play fantasy football?

Thu Aug 17, 06:54:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Elmo, you are the only one who could drag me into fantasy football.

Game on.

Thu Aug 17, 07:18:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Yes! You Rock! I wont let you on purpose, but I totally hope you win.

Thu Aug 17, 09:17:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

You have a hot ass.

Thu Aug 17, 11:16:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

you have an Impacted bowel.

Thu Aug 17, 11:31:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Nölff said...

I miss Cabe's antics.

Check ou this guy:
http://www.moonbattery.com/

Fri Aug 18, 08:49:00 AM CDT  

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