Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Pimp Tax

Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa broke his pledge of "no new taxes" today when he introduced a "Pimp Tax" on the Senate floor that The International Pimping Union(IPU) says could destroy the sex industry in America.

A spokesman for the IPU, Pimp Master Fly Skillz, said the tax would discourage young entrepreneurs from becoming pimps and could run many pimps out of business.

Pimp Tickle Mack-Nasty, from Elmo's Hood, promised to send his homeboys down to take Sen. Grassley out. Representatives from Sen. Grassley's office had no comment but were clearly scared shitless.

Story developing...


Blogger konagod said...

Fucking unbelievable!!

Wed Jun 28, 09:06:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Eli said...

It's hard out there for a pimp.

*Especially* the paperwork.

Wed Jun 28, 09:08:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

LOL! Snoop dawg's next hit...
"I spend my daze hitn'all the ho skeezez, and my nights slaven' over 1040ez'z..."

Wed Jun 28, 10:23:00 PM CDT  
Anonymous mel said...

After all, it's worked out SO well for Abramoff, DeLay & posse in the Marianas. OK, not a tax exactly, more like bribery.
'No-brainers' come easily to Senator 'Snake-in-the-Grassley'. If we could only tax the pimps that are fucking over the constitution, Chuckster would be able to balance that pesky budget with money left over to invade a few more countries.

Thu Jun 29, 10:56:00 AM CDT  

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