Black Jack Mountain

Black Jack, Missouri has defined what constitutes a Family with law, and it ain't lookn' like this...









This couple was denied an occupancy permit after moving into a home in a St. Louis suburb(Black Jack) because they have three children and are not married.

Mayor Norman McCourt declined to be interviewed but said in a statement that those who do not meet the town's definition of family could soon face eviction.

Whoooo philly, hold your horses. This is the best part:

Black Jack resident Rose Curtis, 65, said she thought the City Council made the right decision.

"As a woman, I'm not going to let a man have babies by me and not marry me," Curtis said. "I think it was a fair decision. It's cut and dried."

"Cut and dried" alright...visit Black Jack headquarters.