Friday, May 19, 2006

Band of the Week: Seaflea

I was thinking of the Major Instruments one would need to torture Donald Rumsfeld. The best I could think of is to have him sail the seven seas forever in a Seaflea infested ship. Nölff would have his face eaten off by a polar bear, but a long excruciating microbial infestation coupled with insanity, while not instantly gratifying, gives years of assurances that your day will always be better than Donald's.

Can't you see him crawling up the main staff proclaiming "there's Flowers in the Attic!" Can't you see him waking up from bad dreams Screaming "How can we find the Roman Empire without a map?" He'd be huddled deep in a corner scraping his scabs and sobbing "Warn you with a Whisper" and "I was supposed to be Cured by Braces!"

Did you see Rummy on that Terrorist Sympathizer's show last night? He said "We can't lose the war in Iraq 'in Iraq.' We can only lose it in Washington." Referring to Congress and the American people losing their nerve. Well I say he's half right, Washington did lose the war...the day Dubya was sworn in.

BONUS TRACK: It's Hard to be a Republican


Blogger mfaizalzul said...

nice blog..

Thu May 18, 09:34:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

How would you know, you were here for just a few seconds.

Thu May 18, 09:46:00 PM CDT  
Blogger The Taker of Gist said...

You know where the Roman Empire is?! It's always where the lost socks are. The share a symbiosis, you know. Symbiotic relationships are what built organic life up from its toast-like origin to what it is today: intergalactic celebrities.

Thu May 18, 10:18:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Parklife said...

Terrorist sympathizer.. BO is such a jackass.

As for this bit about creating a reality in the US that is positive about the war is one thing that is wrong with CON-servatives. As if having every elected offical run around saying how great things are would save us from another attack. Con-servatives / Republicans / People Vastly Out of Touch with Reality really need to find a new way of thinking.

Fri May 19, 02:10:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Hey Elmo.

Do you get out to see these Friday bands?

Fri May 19, 03:02:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Elmo said...

Sometimes, not as much as I'd like though.

Fri May 19, 03:14:00 PM CDT  
Blogger j-love said...

i must listen to seaflies now, i'm waiting for bill and ted to save the world with their music though

Sat May 20, 10:07:00 AM CDT  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

metal pirates. Cool!

Sat May 20, 11:09:00 AM CDT  

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