Band of the Week: Seaflea

I was thinking of the Major Instruments one would need to torture Donald Rumsfeld. The best I could think of is to have him sail the seven seas forever in a Seaflea infested ship. Nölff would have his face eaten off by a polar bear, but a long excruciating microbial infestation coupled with insanity, while not instantly gratifying, gives years of assurances that your day will always be better than Donald's.

Can't you see him crawling up the main staff proclaiming "there's Flowers in the Attic!" Can't you see him waking up from bad dreams Screaming "How can we find the Roman Empire without a map?" He'd be huddled deep in a corner scraping his scabs and sobbing "Warn you with a Whisper" and "I was supposed to be Cured by Braces!"

Did you see Rummy on that Terrorist Sympathizer's show last night? He said "We can't lose the war in Iraq 'in Iraq.' We can only lose it in Washington." Referring to Congress and the American people losing their nerve. Well I say he's half right, Washington did lose the war...the day Dubya was sworn in.

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