Monday, March 06, 2006

Vote for Elmo










Go here and type 'Blind in Texas' in the comments.

I'll give you lucrative contracts and cut your taxes to near zero! I'll make you feel tough and respectable, and protect you from those who challenge the legitimacy of your new found bravado.

I will take your side no matter how ludicrous it makes me look. You will no longer have to worry about competition because your accomplishments and legacy will be written by my hand...no matter how you vote.

You will become a saint at death with a large city anywhere in the world being renamed in your honor. And finally, Your children and theirs will never have to work a day in their lives.

Your vote for 'Blind in Texas' sets these proclamations in stone. So Elmo has written...so it shall be done.

16 Comments:

Blogger Bhakti said...

Okay--but only if I ca write in Frank Zappa as your running mate!

Mon Mar 06, 10:31:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Done...good call!

Mon Mar 06, 10:35:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not such a good call. Frank is dead...

Tue Mar 07, 01:21:00 AM CST  
Blogger DaliWood said...

Mission accomplished. My vote has been cast.

Tue Mar 07, 04:12:00 AM CST  
Blogger D.F. Facti said...

Hey, Elmo - - pretty natty lookin' comments. I like the blue on black.

On my way to vote!

Tue Mar 07, 06:56:00 AM CST  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Only if you pledge to add mercury and lead to the drinking water.

Tue Mar 07, 09:18:00 AM CST  
Blogger Robin said...

Instead of tickling Elmo, Jack Bauer shot him. Always remember that. Especially when driving your convertible in a motorcade.

Tue Mar 07, 02:30:00 PM CST  
Blogger Smartypants said...

You'll take my side no matter what?

Oh President Elmo. You have my vote.

Of course you do.

Tue Mar 07, 04:29:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is free pizza on your agenda?
If so, you got my vote.

Tue Mar 07, 05:15:00 PM CST  
Blogger Nölff said...

^^

Tue Mar 07, 05:15:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Thanks for all the votes!!!! 14 so far...

Tue Mar 07, 09:09:00 PM CST  
Blogger Rick Anonymi said...

Voting is like a box of chocolates. You never know which ones conceal bubbling magma.

Tue Mar 07, 09:57:00 PM CST  
Blogger Bitchslap said...

Elmo would never support that platform. That shit is libel, man, libel...

Wed Mar 08, 12:27:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Not libel...snark.

Wed Mar 08, 10:15:00 AM CST  
Blogger R2K said...

I just did it.

Thu Mar 09, 07:17:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

thanks alex, you rock!

Thu Mar 09, 08:24:00 PM CST  

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