Vote for Elmo

Go here and type 'Blind in Texas' in the comments.

I'll give you lucrative contracts and cut your taxes to near zero! I'll make you feel tough and respectable, and protect you from those who challenge the legitimacy of your new found bravado.

I will take your side no matter how ludicrous it makes me look. You will no longer have to worry about competition because your accomplishments and legacy will be written by my hand...no matter how you vote.

You will become a saint at death with a large city anywhere in the world being renamed in your honor. And finally, Your children and theirs will never have to work a day in their lives.

Your vote for 'Blind in Texas' sets these proclamations in stone. So Elmo has written...so it shall be done.