Elmo Drops out of Race
In a surprising turn of events today, Elmo from Blind in Texas, was called before the blogger ethics committee for a closed hearing that lasted several hours. After the hearing Elmo immediately dropped out of the race for Best New Blog and gave a brief statement…
"I want my readers, both of you, to understand I am no pervert. I swear to God she told me she was 18."
posted by Elmo at 3:54 PM
7 Comments:
What the hell are you doing to that microphone?!
Telling salacious tales of leather and lust.
Didn't Elmo actually go to Congress?
Thought I also heard he ran for Congress in the late 40's as a segregationist. Is this true?
I pity the fool!
Next time perhaps I'll give you the hidden metaphor lurking inside that comment. It's Gist related, I assure you. None of this high and mighty "I hate Gist" attitude.
It depends on what your definition of "tickle" is.
Elmo,
You can run for Congress if you have a record in Texas! Look at where it got the master of disaster!
OK - what's the favorite cartoon? I am very far out of it in re: cartoons. I need a new diversion. Do you think cartoons could do the trick? (Oh, sorry, poor choice of words under the circumstances.)
Elmo had no choice but to drop out, after his readership saw those incriminating photos of him cozying up to Kindasleezy Rice in Indonesia last week.
"Elmo has lost all credibility."
Anonymous White House Source
"Lower than, well, me."
Sean Hannity
"Elmo is going to Hell."
Pat Robertson
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