Thursday, March 23, 2006

Elmo Drops out of Race

In a surprising turn of events today, Elmo from Blind in Texas, was called before the blogger ethics committee for a closed hearing that lasted several hours. After the hearing Elmo immediately dropped out of the race for Best New Blog and gave a brief statement…

"I want my readers, both of you, to understand I am no pervert. I swear to God she told me she was 18."


Blogger Smartypants said...

What the hell are you doing to that microphone?!

Thu Mar 23, 04:38:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Telling salacious tales of leather and lust.

Thu Mar 23, 04:51:00 PM CST  
Blogger Cabe said...

Didn't Elmo actually go to Congress?

Thought I also heard he ran for Congress in the late 40's as a segregationist. Is this true?

Thu Mar 23, 07:09:00 PM CST  
Blogger The Taker of Gist said...

I pity the fool!

Next time perhaps I'll give you the hidden metaphor lurking inside that comment. It's Gist related, I assure you. None of this high and mighty "I hate Gist" attitude.

Thu Mar 23, 08:03:00 PM CST  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

It depends on what your definition of "tickle" is.

Thu Mar 23, 11:50:00 PM CST  
Blogger D.F. Facti said...

You can run for Congress if you have a record in Texas! Look at where it got the master of disaster!

OK - what's the favorite cartoon? I am very far out of it in re: cartoons. I need a new diversion. Do you think cartoons could do the trick? (Oh, sorry, poor choice of words under the circumstances.)

Fri Mar 24, 06:58:00 AM CST  
Anonymous mel said...

Elmo had no choice but to drop out, after his readership saw those incriminating photos of him cozying up to Kindasleezy Rice in Indonesia last week.

"Elmo has lost all credibility."
Anonymous White House Source

"Lower than, well, me."
Sean Hannity

"Elmo is going to Hell."
Pat Robertson

Fri Mar 24, 10:29:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...


Fri Mar 24, 09:03:00 PM CST  

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