Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Happy Happy, Joy Joy














The good people at WinningIraq.com want you to think fluffy happy thoughts when you think of Iraq. Just listen to their Song of the Week ,"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing." They even have a theme song that sums up their loyalty to the War in Iraq...I Believe. Make sure you have something near by to gag yourself with.

Try to see the bright side of Iraq. The children baring flowers and praises, the occasional smile and thumbs up, chocolates and sugar plumes and palaces of gold...BOOM! BOOM! Oh shit! BOOM!!! You just lost both legs and a part of your frontal lobe. Wait. Wait, think happy thoughts...happy thoughts...

17 Comments:

Blogger PoppieProng said...

I Believe??!!??

Oy.

I Believe I Can Die more like.

's the troof.

Tue Feb 07, 05:22:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

It's unfortunate, but true dat.

Tue Feb 07, 07:29:00 PM CST  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Are those Iraqi kids? Cute picture.

WinningIraq, huh?

Um. Yeah. Apparently, all we need to do is increase the defense budget, decrease social spending and make sure tax breaks abound.

Sorry about the Oh La La site. But, it's one of my favorites.

Tue Feb 07, 09:36:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Yeah, they are Iraqi ...lollypops bring a light of joy not found in their everyday lives. It's better than nothing, but not enough to declare victory.

Tue Feb 07, 09:55:00 PM CST  
Blogger Peaky said...

cheers for that one Elmo, I have been having trouble with my bulimia recently and just haven't been able to bring anything up

Wed Feb 08, 04:05:00 AM CST  
Blogger fatrobot said...

its hard to think about kids in situations like that now that i have my own
not that it was east before but it is harder now

Wed Feb 08, 08:27:00 AM CST  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Hey Wide Receiver Elmo. I got my Houston Texans season tix invoice in the mail yesterday. We're so busy in the fall that I decided not to buy them again. It was a huge time suck.

BUT...they have Kubiak now and I'm torn.

= (

Wed Feb 08, 08:34:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

I know what you mean fatty.

Smarty you should buy them and give 'em to me!

Wed Feb 08, 09:48:00 AM CST  
Blogger Peaky said...

my brother befriended these 2 and a couple of dogs when he was over there a few years ago. He knows one of them is ok but nothing of the other in the football shirt

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4015/poorkid5xd.jpg

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2135/toon5he.jpg

Wed Feb 08, 09:59:00 AM CST  
Blogger Nölff said...

Hey look! The Iraqis like us now. Have a Coke and smile.

Wed Feb 08, 10:29:00 AM CST  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Elmo, do you follow the Texans?

Wed Feb 08, 03:10:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Ya, they suck. I follow every football team. I'm the commissioner of my fantasy football league. I made it to the "Shut Up and Play" fantasy football league Super Bowl this year...but I lost.

Wed Feb 08, 08:28:00 PM CST  
Blogger Smartypants said...

So...Vince Young or Reggie Bush?

Wed Feb 08, 09:02:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

If I new that I'd sell the info for big bucks...my bet is on Reggie. I think Vince will go to the Titans, oh irony!

Wed Feb 08, 09:09:00 PM CST  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

its getting harder and harder to be satirical when all the best satire is reality

Thu Feb 09, 05:34:00 AM CST  
Blogger phrank of dixieland said...

did you mean to say "BOOB" after the two BOOMS at the end there?

i really hope you did.

Thu Feb 09, 03:42:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Oops, LOL! Thanks phrank...correction made.

Thu Feb 09, 03:57:00 PM CST  

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