Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Breaking News: Message from Elmohammed

In a stunning audio release today, the prophet Elmohammed broke a three day silence to call his followers to jihad. The transcript of the tape, along with a photo, was originally released in the Al Murika Herald, the leading crony rag out of Kuwait, but soon spread around the world. Annalist are still debating the significance of this latest Elmohammed bloviation...

3 Comments:

Blogger fatrobot said...

tickle me emlohammed

Wed Feb 15, 10:24:00 AM CST  
Blogger thenothingsomeonesearching said...

Imagine what several thousand ass cracks aimed at your head must smell like. When the cameras are down you just know they are all ripping big ones on cue and in-sync.

Wed Feb 15, 01:33:00 PM CST  
Blogger The Taker of Gist said...

I can't imagine a more Gisty sight.

That's total Gist. And I should know, I wrote the book on Gistology.

Wed Feb 15, 06:06:00 PM CST  

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