Tagged I'm It
Eli tagged me! DAMN YOU!!!! (just kidding, Merry Christmas)
Seven Things To Do Before I Die
Go back to Amsterdam
Kiss my grandchildrens' children
Watch the Dallas Cowboys win another Super Bowl, or five
Watch the Texas Longhorns beat USC in the Rose Bowl
Rid the country of ChickenHawks
Read articles of impeachment against Bush and Cheney
See true piece and prosperity flourish in Africa.
Seven Things I Cannot Do
Dunk a basketball
Run a 4.3 forty (anymore)
Become President
Talk my wife into anal sex
Win a gold medal in the Olympics
Fix the mess in Iraq
Vote Republican
Seven Things That Attract Me To... Blogging
Camaraderie
Foolishness
Debate
Vanity (yes I'm human)
Liberalism
Aggravation
Obsessive Compulsive Disorders
Seven Things I Say Most Often
I love you
Good morning sweaty-pie! (to little Alison Grace)
Justin! Finish your homework.
Logan! Leave your brother alone, he's doing his homework.
Fuck Bush!
GO COWBOYS!
Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee. blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now, and at the hour of our death...Amen.
Seven Books That I Love
The Talisman
The Tommyknockers
The Stand
The Dark Tower Series
Eyes of the Dragon
Misery
Thinner
Seven Movies That I Watch Over And Over Again
Blackhawk Down
The Breakfeat Club
Big Trouble in Little China
Platoon
Pulp Fiction
About Last Night
The Last Kiss Goodnight
Scarface
Animal House
Dazed and Confused...OK that's ten
The ultimate 7 ,whom if morphed, would make the perfect ELMO!
Martin Luther King Jr.
John Bonham
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Thomas Jefferson
Rosa Parks
Albert Einstein
Bob Marley
Seven Things To Do Before I Die
Go back to Amsterdam
Kiss my grandchildrens' children
Watch the Dallas Cowboys win another Super Bowl, or five
Watch the Texas Longhorns beat USC in the Rose Bowl
Rid the country of ChickenHawks
Read articles of impeachment against Bush and Cheney
See true piece and prosperity flourish in Africa.
Seven Things I Cannot Do
Dunk a basketball
Run a 4.3 forty (anymore)
Become President
Talk my wife into anal sex
Win a gold medal in the Olympics
Fix the mess in Iraq
Vote Republican
Seven Things That Attract Me To... Blogging
Camaraderie
Foolishness
Debate
Vanity (yes I'm human)
Liberalism
Aggravation
Obsessive Compulsive Disorders
Seven Things I Say Most Often
I love you
Good morning sweaty-pie! (to little Alison Grace)
Justin! Finish your homework.
Logan! Leave your brother alone, he's doing his homework.
Fuck Bush!
GO COWBOYS!
Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee. blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now, and at the hour of our death...Amen.
Seven Books That I Love
The Talisman
The Tommyknockers
The Stand
The Dark Tower Series
Eyes of the Dragon
Misery
Thinner
Seven Movies That I Watch Over And Over Again
Blackhawk Down
The Breakfeat Club
Big Trouble in Little China
Platoon
Pulp Fiction
About Last Night
The Last Kiss Goodnight
Scarface
Animal House
Dazed and Confused...OK that's ten
The ultimate 7 ,whom if morphed, would make the perfect ELMO!
Martin Luther King Jr.
John Bonham
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Thomas Jefferson
Rosa Parks
Albert Einstein
Bob Marley
posted by Elmo at 11:35 PM
4 Comments:
"Talk my wife into anal sex"
Hahaha. Good luck with that. And no, I'm pretty sure the "Oh, did I do that? I meant to hit the other hole. Oh well, as long as I'm here..." approach ain't gonna cut it.
Did you get..
THAT THING.....
that I sent ya?
So Elmo, who are you tagging?
LOL, your correct teh, that wouldn't work.
As a Christmas gift to all, I'm not tagging anyone. However, if anyone would like to be tagged I'm be happy to oblige.
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