Wednesday, December 07, 2005

President Jimmy Carter Doesn't Lie

He tells cadets at West Point what President Bush doesn't have the conviction to admit.

"America will have a major military presence in Iraq for decades to come."

It's obvious, I know, with the botched reconstruction, insurgent attacks, corruption, a failing strategy, and even the Iraqi oil industry is in crisis. You would think Bush would get that right...wait...his oil companies failed too...never mind.


Blogger fatrobot said...

lee majors should be on a coin

Steve Austin would make a great bionic president

Wed Dec 07, 02:15:00 PM CST  
Blogger Eli said...

Bush clearly operates on the principle that if you never admit it when you've screwed up, that maybe no-one will notice. Better yet, if you insist that everything is going great and "I meant to do that," people may even begin to believe that it really is part of some kind of Brilliant Master Plan.

Wed Dec 07, 04:40:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

OK FattyRobo, I'll go with the Lee Major coin if Heather Thomas is on the flip side.

Eli, Shakespeare couldn't write a tragedy so unbelievably doleful.

Wed Dec 07, 08:55:00 PM CST  
Blogger Nölff said...

Carter has a heart of gold.

Thu Dec 08, 09:42:00 AM CST  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

I am so buying his new book...

Thu Dec 08, 11:08:00 AM CST  
Blogger Eli said...

Mmm... Heather Thomas...

Thu Dec 08, 05:29:00 PM CST  

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