Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Bush is a Racist vs. War on Christmas

Chimpy, you are a racist. Happy Holidays.

I saw your interview with Brian Williams. You said this when asked about the plight in New Orleans...

President Bush: Somebody I heard — you know, a couple of people said — you know, said, "Bush didn't respond because of race, because he's a racist." That is absolutely wrong. And I reject that. Frankly, that's the kind of thing that — you can call me anything you want — but do not call me a racist! Secondly, this storm hit all up and down. It hit New Orleans. It hit down in Mississippi too. And people should not forget the damage done in Mississippi.

You and I are both from Texas. I grew up in the city, you in remote west Texas. But we both know racism was and is very prevalent here. Having many minority friends, it was easier for me to reject bigotry. But you lived were racism was most popular in our state. It's time for you to get above board and admit your prejudice. I know you believe your not a racist, we all do, but decades of brain washing have hurt us all, even me at times in my life. You prove you haven't purged your racist tendencies in step one of your plan to rebuild New Orleans...

President Bush:Step one — particularly in Mississippi and eventually in New Orleans — is get rid of all the debris. You cannot rebuild with stacks and piles of debris. And so they're in the process of removing thousands of tons of debris.

Boy, aren't you a great planner. Who would of thought of "removing debris?!?" The problem is, almost all the victims in Mississippi looked like you, me, and Trent Lott. In New Orleans they almost all were African American. Why "eventually in New Orleans?" What happened to "equality for all?" Why are you still putting our brothers and sisters on the back of the bus?

Now for that terrorist sympathizer Bill O'Reilly...your a bigot too.

You hate all religions that don't make you money. How dare you bastardize my faith. Jesus taught us that one must come freely to him, and must bring only peace and love. You hate too much. If I want to say Happy Holidays to someone I don't know from Adam, because I want to share a smile with them no matter what their religion or non-religion, it's because that's what Jesus would do...you know, spread peace and love. Stop your blasphemous, fake, "War on Christmas" before you lose your soul. We true Christians love all...see you at Midnight Mass.

SEASONS GREATINGS TO ALL!

11 Comments:

Blogger Eli said...

The saddest thing I've read about the vile & ridiculous "War On Christmas" is someone in Eschaton comments recounting an elderly (Wal-Mart?) cashier sheepishly admitting that she doesn't know whether to say "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays" because someone takes offense and tells her off either way.

Was this *really* what O'Reilly & Co. had in mind for, um... December?

(That's what I'll do! I'll sidestep the whole controversy by just randomly yelling, "December!")

Tue Dec 13, 11:41:00 PM CST  
Blogger fatrobot said...

bush doesn't care about black, brown, yellow, or red people

i am not one for organized religion, but jesus was cool
peace and love etc
not the shite that fundie-tards have in mind

Wed Dec 14, 09:20:00 AM CST  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Loved your response to O'Reilly's War On Christmas.

I couldn't agree more!

Wed Dec 14, 09:24:00 AM CST  
Blogger Nölff said...

Georg Bush dosn't care about monkeys.

Wed Dec 14, 10:22:00 AM CST  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

"Removing debris" is code for shunting all the Nigras to FEMA concentration camps.

Bush is a stupid turd.

Wed Dec 14, 03:30:00 PM CST  
Blogger Church Secretary said...

WTF??!! O'Reilly has a soul?! What value has a soul if a tool like that can own one?

Everyone enjoy your holidays. Personally, I don't give a rat's ass about Christmas, since Jesus didn't tell me to celebrate his birthday. But I do get all warm & fuzzy at the thought of decent people enjoying time with their families and friends and such.

So have at it! All the love and such, I mean. And may Dubya and his handlers suffer painful indignities galore. Sooner rather than later.

Wed Dec 14, 10:26:00 PM CST  
Blogger Lance said...

Like the sadist that I am...I just had to read the interview myself.

WHAT A DOOR-KNOB!

Right now I am imagining a monkey and a football.

As to O'Reilly?... He doesn't even warrent comment!

Thu Dec 15, 07:00:00 AM CST  
Blogger George W. Bush said...

Since I am on this honesty kick lately, what with the 30,000 Iraquis dead and taking (partial) responsibility for faulty intelligence, here goes: I hate black people... there I said it... are you happy now?

Thu Dec 15, 01:13:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Bitch Slapper said...

I'll be happy, George, when you finally admit your gay. I would not respect you any more or less, but at least you'd get that monkey off your back.

Thu Dec 15, 08:29:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

WTF??!! O'Reilly has a soul?! What value has a soul if a tool like that can own one?

OK, you've got a point there, my bad.

WHAT A DOOR-KNOB!

My thoughts exactly.

Thu Dec 15, 08:34:00 PM CST  
Blogger dave128 said...

I agree very much with your comments RE: O'Lielly.

Why can't there be more people like you on American TV? *sigh*

Sat Dec 17, 06:14:00 AM CST  

Post a Comment

<< Home

eXTReMe Tracker