Saturday, November 12, 2005

Michelle Malkin Disrespects Grunts on Veterans' Day


I awoke this morning expecting to be uplifted by the overwhelming gratitude for veterans' services on C-SPAN. Instead, I get Michelle Malkin. A woman, who admittedly, doesn't understand why you have to be willing to fight a war in order to support it.

But Lets put that aside for now...

This (mostly deserving of a bitch slap) woman had the nerve to humiliate grunts in the middle of a MOTHER FUCKING GROUND WAR! She gave a polite Dau·mier...smiling a lot, and sighing, then totally disrespected the one part of our military that is the most indispensable. THE INFANTRY!

This holier than thou, I'm smarter than you, uppity, my English is better than yours bitch; had the nerve to say foul language was...

"A sign of intelectual weakness."

FUCK YOU BITCH! Have you ever worked in the desert? You have to get used to sand down the crack of your ass...constantly. You worry about water, bullets, and your battle buddy, not your fucking nials. You don't sleep well, if at all, and your digestive system gives you fits. Your body hurts to the bone and your ballsack collects mass amounts of cheese. You don't get the luxury of bitching, complaining. Your only choise is to get close to perfect or die...and nobody is perfect. Guess what? We cuss a lot! If you think Sailers are bad you've never met a grunt.

We may be 'intellectually weak' you cum guzzling bitch, but we're not stupid. If you had the 'balls' to just train for our job I'd give you a little credit. But you have nothing to offer but words. Fuck words, we need action. And the last thing we need is some skinny, money grubbing bitch telling us we're stupid because we have fuck'n potty mouths! FUCK YOU!

Next time you might want to stop and think before you speak bitch. And if you cant handle the criticism don't join the infantry, we need non-pussies.

(My apologies to anyone I offended...except Malkin.)

8 Comments:

Blogger phinky said...

I'd think you would like this blog: Malkin Watch. Interesting theory about how Michelle does it all. But other than that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln? /snark

Sat Nov 12, 09:01:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

Thanks 'p', nice link!

Sat Nov 12, 07:54:00 PM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

I break mirrors everywhere I go...

Spreading bad luck to wingnuts everywhere!

Sat Nov 12, 09:39:00 PM CST  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Whee! I'm always up for a little Malkin bashing.

Rip. Her. To. Shreds.

Sat Nov 12, 10:00:00 PM CST  
Blogger phinky said...

You know, I don't think zenpig or Michelle Malkin understands that extreme situations are best described by extreme language. And soldiers do find themselves in extremely stressful situations. I've always thought that cussing was a healthy way to relieve stress.

Sun Nov 13, 09:40:00 AM CST  
Blogger Elmo said...

You think Bush and Malkin have popular ideas zinpig? Have you seen the latest approval ratings?

Sun Nov 13, 11:25:00 AM CST  
Blogger Smartypants said...

Zenpig said 'panties.'

Sun Nov 13, 09:27:00 PM CST  
Blogger phinky said...

You know, Michelle Malkin is a frequent guest on a certain terrorist sympathizer's show. That terrorist sympathizer must be google bombed.

Mon Nov 14, 05:41:00 AM CST  

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