Thursday, September 15, 2005

It's Official...We're Winning the War in Iraq!

According to Rep. Mike Pence Anyway. He is from the 6th congressional district in Indiana. You see, Congressman Pence took a two day trip to Iraq... he's an expert. On the floor of the House, this very evening, was the stage he chose for his bloviation. He says he meet with "thousands of soldiers" and "they all said we needed to be there." That's right, thousands of soldiers in two days. No wonder there were no dissenting opinions, he didn't stick around long enough to listen. I bet he had to haul ass out of the bathrooms without washing his hands to avoid the bad vibes. (He did not visit the places in Iraq with no bathrooms)

The visit was reported on here, here, here and here. Pence meet with Gen. Abizaid at CENTCOM and the good General says that for sure, ya, we're winning this war. Can you eat anymore cheese General?

And you wont believe this, chickenhawk Pence was a wingnut radio broadcaster before he became a congressman. Network Indiana syndicated his show statewide. "The Mike Pence Show" aired weekdays on 18 radio stations!

I see a pattern here, but I just cant put my finger...

P.S. Thank you CSPAN!


Blogger phinky said...

Oh course we knows what happens to "whiners" with this administration. Look at what happened to Gen Shinsheki. It looks like Gen Abizaid learned his lesson well. So did Gen Franks.

Thu Sep 15, 05:41:00 AM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey kyle,
found u
don't have time to read everything right now
I'll be back


Thu Sep 15, 01:04:00 PM CDT  
Blogger Eli said...

Fuck Pence!

Actually, I think the British have a coin for that...

Thu Sep 15, 10:09:00 PM CDT  

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