Blind in Texas

Back when I'm done...

2011-11-22T20:51:00.001-06:00

2011-02-25T13:09:00.001-06:00

If only this was all we heard from Sarah...

2011-01-13T17:03:00.002-06:00

When Conservatives tried to say "they" were the real "Liberals": The beginning of Projection

2010-12-30T22:20:00.002-06:00

Truth for Truth's Sake

2010-12-23T00:57:00.002-06:00

Politics can take many dimensions. Deception is one of the most popular forms, for sure, but to focus on just deception is to fall prey to narrow mindedness. If you want to be simple in politics focus on intentions. And by that I mean you have to ignore words, and research results. I dare conservatives to debate because I watch CSPAN, I read the CBO reports...and I watch FOX and listen to right-wing radio. When someone parrots one of those talking heads I know they have a flank uncovered. And I attack it. Like shooting fish in a barrel...

My sentiments exactly...

2010-12-09T19:50:00.001-06:00

Do you work for a paycheck? Then listen up. We've been here before we fucking morons...

2010-12-03T21:36:00.002-06:00

Stupid Kentucky Christians

2010-12-03T12:37:00.003-06:00

Every animal in the world goes in...only T-Rex comes out!

To Be A Conservative

2010-12-01T19:24:00.002-06:00

To be a conservative,
is to be from Tory descent;
to quote the Constitution,
not knowing what it meant.

To see freedom in restraint,
rights in selfishness;
To damn the poor,
to the point of helplessness.

To roll the dice,
and take Park Place;
or to loose it all,
for having no Grace.

To send troops to war,
far and wide;
but the conservative,
only watches from the side.

To hide the truth,
by dimming the lights;
fond of keeping reality,
clearly out of sight.

To praise responsibility,
on all and the same;
but cried like a school girl,
after the tax-man came.

To look at the oceans,
the sky and old sod,
as if it were unbreakable,
by the hands of human lords.

To wrap up they live in spit,
for pride is a conservative's might;
yet always fearing the pain,
of being bitchslapped in a motherfuckin' Liberal's quatrain!

A Tale of a Facebook Friend Going "Karl Rove" on Elmo

2010-11-21T19:50:00.002-06:00

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

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There are some souls among us that are not impenetrable by light; neither transparent nor translucent. Those souls morph like chameleons, and slither like snakes. Others seek out those opaque souls and peal back their evil like a chef cuts an onion...just for fun...

So when one of my conservative Facebook friends, whom I have made look downright stupid politically, decided he had enough circular "Rovian" facts to accuse me of rape. That's right, rape. He went for a hail Mary and accused me of rape.

He thought he was slick, and sent private emails thinking I would not tell anyone. Well, Elmo being Elmo, I posted those emails real time on my facebook page as he sent them. You know how you beat a "Karl Rove" type soul? You punch that motherfucker in the mouth.

Here is how it unfolded...

Bryce, my Rovian deranged facebook friend, started a thread asking "Should the government ban Fox News as suggested by Democrat Senator Rockefeller?" I replied first...

Kyle(Elmo) - Wow, you can be deceptive as all get out when you want to be. Talk about taking something out of context! Here, people, watch the entire 5 minute opening statement by Sen. Rockefeller in yesterday's commerce committee hearing...

http://www....youtube.com/watch?v=xHo5eovdMRI&feature=player_embedded

Why do conservatives take advantage of little clips and try to make their own story around it? Is it a play off how evangelicals take passages plucked from all over the Bible to come up with their own desired conclusion?

I guess fear is a useful tool but damn...where is the honor in that?

Bryce - Uhm, pretty sure I didn't write that article, chief.

Kyle(Elmo) Of course you didn't, you just reported it as fact. Even endorsed a YES or NO poll to prove it. So, the question still stands...

Why did you knowingly try to distort the Rockefeller story in to a distortion and lie?

Bryce - What lie? Take it up with the writer of the poll. The question is a valid one. Rockefeller DID say that, no? I mean, if the question is, "Did Sen Rockefeller suggest banning Fox News from the air?." the only acceptable answer is "Yes."

Kyle(Elmo) - If you are a partisan trying to hide the entire context and make it about what you want the context to be instead of the true context the speaker put it in...that makes one a liar.

And you knew damn well the context was incorrect when you posted the poll.

Well, next I have a private message(facebook) encounter with Bryce, with some spooky overtones...

Bryce - November 20 at 12:06am
I know you prefer to live a low drama life, but someone told me something pretty heinous about you...and if the shoe was on the other foot, Id certainly want to know. Quite honestly, my wife and I find it extremely hard to believe that you would do what is alleged. Well, to be more direct, we don't believe it because the person involved has a long history of "distortions." And while we may have extremely varying political opinions, I respect what you have going on. So, if you dont care...kudoes for staying above the fray. If you do...let me know. My apologies...but, this has been eating at me for some time.

God bless.
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Kyle(Elmo) - November 20 at 12:20am
Is that a threat, motherfucker? You've gotta be fucking kidding me!?! BRING. IT. ON.
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Bryce - November 20 at 12:22am
no, youre misunderstanding me. someones talking Shit about you. I would want to know about it. Youre being accused of something pretty horrible.
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Bryce - November 20 at 12:23am
not a threat at all. I have sat on this for some time, and feel terribly guilty about it. Im sorry you took it that way. Just, feeling very convicted over it.
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Bryce - November 20 at 12:26am
call me @ 817 606 XXXX and I'll tell you everything. I know this is bizare, and you may not even give a rats ass....but if someone was accusing me of what this person is accusing you of...i would want to know. and if you dont care, thats cool too. I just need to clear my conscience
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Kyle(Elmo) - November 20 at 12:29am
Oh, this is about to get way bizarre...but for you...not me...
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Bryce - November 20 at 12:32am
Look man, it took a lot for me to bringthis to you. This is extremely uncomfortable. My wife and I debated for well over a month on telling you or not. I mean no malice, no threats, nothing like that. Your name is being smeared by one of your Facebook "friends." Horribly smeared.
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Kyle(Elmo) November 20 at 12:34am
Oh...I'm SOOOOO scared...
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Bryce - November 20 at 12:38am
Im not trying to scare you, damn it. Im trying to freaking do the right thing. I dont know how youre taking any of this as a threat. ITs freaking not. I swear on my freaking kids its not any kind of threat. I cant put it into here, because i dont need m words further cut and pasted.
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Bryce - November 20 at 12:40am
Im putting a lot on the line here....im sure if she finds out i told you, she will cause major hell in my life, but...i dont care. If you dont care, cool. But if you ever want to know, call me.
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Kyle(Elmo) November 20 at 12:40am
Motherfucker, do you think I fell off the turnip truck yesterday?
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Bryce - November 20 at 12:42am
No, I dont. What on earth do I possibly have to gain? Seriously? I shoudla jsut kept my mouth shut, but I see your psot about, doing the kind, right thing...treating people like humans....thats all im doing here, man. I dont think you fell fo the turnip truck at all.
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Bryce - November 20 at 12:45am
And the only reason I even considered telling you, was because my wife talked to Lisa XXXXXXXXX tonite, and she said if you knew about this.....you would be extremely upset. so, I didnt feel i could sit on it any longer. You arent making this easy.
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Kyle(Elmo) - November 20 at 1:05am
ROLFLMAO!!! Upset me, Bryce...I dare you! LOL! Come on...
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Kyle(Elmo) - November 20 at 1:08am
What are you waiting for, jackass?
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Bryce - November 20 at 1:09am
Why are you like this? What happened to all that human kindness you were spouting? I dont get you. Im not putting it here, because I dont want it pasted all over the place. Im trying to do the right thing. You have my number. Call me. It's not about me upsetting you, or any of that bs.
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Kyle - November 20 at 1:13am
Shut the fuck up. You are not going to "put it here" because you are a lying asshole. You've got nothing. I dare you to "put it here" asswipe...
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Bryce - November 20 at 1:56am
You know what...you're being accused of rape. You and Chris XXXXXXXX. There it is. I'd want to know if someone accused me of something that heinous. Im sure you'll paste this all over the place. She'll probablyl call CPS on me, and make my life hell...but it's the right thing to do. (telling you) I dont beleive to be true...I think its a bunch of BS.
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Kyle - November 20 at 2:10am
WOW! You are saying Lisa XXXXXXXXX accused me and Chris XXXXXXXX of Rape!?! That is what you are saying, correct?
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Bryce - November 20 at 2:11am
No, Im not. Samantha accused you of rape. You misunderstood what I said.
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Bryce - November 20 at 2:14am
Lisa nad my wife talked. My wife told Lisa I was torn up over whether I shoudl tell you or not. Nobody believes that you did that...but, I would want to know if thats what I was being accused of.
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Kyle - November 20 at 2:19am
Lisa told your wife I'm a rapist? Really? How so?
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Bryce - November 20 at 2:20am
NOOOO!!! Damn it. This is why I wanted you to call me. Jen mentioned that Samantha had gone as far as accusing you two of rape. Lisa defended you and said you weould be extremely upset if you knew about that. I felt guilty, and.....if someone was saying that about me...I would want to know. so I told you.
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Bryce - November 20 at 2:22am
Here's the full meal deal: Several months ago, My wife, myself, and samantha were in a car...Samantha accused you and Chris of raping her after using cocaine and LSD. I do not believe that happened. My wife doesnt. But I do believe the right thing to do, is tell you she is saying some pretty wild things about you. I would appreciate it if you removed this conversation from your wall. It's your wall, but...thats all I ask.
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Kyle(Elmo) - November 20 at 2:23am
You fucking liar. You've gone too far on this one. Count your blessings because they are running thin...
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Bryce - November 20 at 2:25am
I would swear it on a stack of Bibles. My childs life. I'll take a lie detector test. Anything you want. But, Im not lying.
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Kyle(Elmo) November 20 at 2:27am
Yeah you are. Lying out your fucking teeth...
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Bryce - November 20 at 2:30am
I have text messages to prove otherwise. Im not lying. I'll forward them to you right now.
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Kyle(Elmo) November 20 at 2:31am
Do it. Put them here for all to see...
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Bryce - November 20 at 2:32am
Phone texts. I'll be glad to forward them to you, but I have no way to put them on Facebook.
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Kyle(Elmo) - November 20 at 2:40am
Bull shit. I want them transparent for all to see or fuck you. Rape is not something you accuses someone of and keep anonymous. Put your allegations on the table motherfucker...
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Bryce - November 20 at 2:42am
I'm not alleging anything, bro. This is being said about you. NOT by me. Ive found a way to forward texts to email. Im going to put them all in an email, and email them to you. Check your email.
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Kyle - November 20 at 2:58am
I just did, and all the emails you gave were sent by YOU, to YOU. Do you think you are playing with an amateur?

Me, nor Chris ever raped anyone. Wanna keep playing?
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Bryce - November 20 at 3:02am
This is maddening. I have offered to txt them directly to you. I told you I don't believe you did anything. What do you want for proof? I'd be glad to show you the texts in person. But, I'm not lying.
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Kyle(Elmo) - November 20 at 3:08am
Yeah you are.
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Bryce - November 20 at 3:10am
Check your email. Pic of the txt. I'm done trying to convince you. It's after 3. My conscious is clear.
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Kyle(Elmo) November 20 at 3:20am
No it's not, your conscience is barley able to keep its head above water...

So the context is clear - me, Chris, Samantha, Lisa and Bryce all went to high school together. Bryce is an ex-cocaine dealer/drunk who is now "born again" and runs a chain of sober houses/rehabilitation centers in the Dallas area.

Here are the selected texts between him and Samantha that Bryce chose to email me...

From: bryce@soberbygrace.org
Subject: Fw: Do what u need to.
To:
Date: Saturday, November 20, 2010, 2:39 AM

------ SMS Text ------
To: 817361XXXX
Sent: Nov 4, 2010 7:27 PM
Subject: Do what u need to.

Do what u need to. I saw your post today. Why r u talking to kyle, if he attacked u?? Not healthy.
Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

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From: bryce@soberbygrace.org
Subject: Fw: I was indirectly talking to you.
To:
Date: Saturday, November 20, 2010, 2:40 AM

------ SMS Text ------
From: 817361XXXX
Received: Nov 4, 2010 7:29 PM
Subject: I was indirectly talking to you.

I was indirectly talking to you. *Samantha*
Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®
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From: bryce@soberbygrace.org
Subject: Fw: I forgive all of those guys.
To:
Date: Saturday, November 20, 2010, 2:40 AM

------ SMS Text ------
From: 817361XXXX
Received: Nov 4, 2010 7:31 PM
Subject: I forgive all of those guys.

I forgive all of those guys. I was high on coc and acid. *Samantha*
Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

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From: bryce@soberbygrace.org
Subject: Fw: Huh?
To:
Date: Saturday, November 20, 2010, 2:41 AM

------ SMS Text ------
To: 817361XXXX
Sent: Nov 4, 2010 7:43 PM
Subject: Huh?

Huh? No clue what u r talking about. U are conversating with someone that you said raped u on facebook. That's twisted.
Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

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From: bryce@soberbygrace.org
Subject: Fw: If anything is said to him about...
To:
Date: Saturday, November 20, 2010, 2:43 AM

------ SMS Text ------
From: 817361XXXX
Received: Nov 4, 2010 7:48 PM
Subject: If anything is said to him about...

If anything is said to him about that night i will unleash, thats not ur business. Jenn tells u things she shouldnt. Well, not everything..... *Samantha*
Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

So next, or course, I confronted Samantha(via facebook messages)...

Kyle(Elmo) - November 20 at 12:12pm
So Bryce says you told his wife me and Chris raped you. He even sent me text messages supposedly between you two asking you why you talk to me on facebook when I "attacked" you.

What the hell? I can only assume that he is projecting, because I never put my hand on anyone who said "no." So, was Bryce accused of rape in the past? Did HE rape you? I just ask because motherfuckers like that tend to accuse others of what THEY did.

Others may back down to that asshole but I intend to drag his ass to hell and back...

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Samantha - November 20 at 1:53pm Reply
him and his wife came up with all of this shit....he asked me why i would talk to you if u raped me...I was in shock. He is going to go down in a bad way. I was rapped the night I was hanging out with you guys but it wasnt by one of you, it was the guy who I brought to the party. When did he tell you this?

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Samantha - November 20 at 1:59pm Reply
I never told them that and he is the one who spun that whole story up. He is a complete asshole. He is pissed because him and his wife got removed from leadership. He told me to press charges on you NOW...I was like "FOR THE LAST TIME HE DIDNT DO IT" Jennifer was my sponsor and she is supposed to keep all things confidential; they are worthless and thier life is full of drama. I am dating Mason XXXXXX and Bryce better watch his step before he cant step at all. We both know you never touched me. Please dont post this stuff publicly. Bryce is trying to push me out of recovery and bring me to tears. What do I do?

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Kyle(Elmo) November 20 at 2:19pm
He started this shit yesterday. I guess me calling out all his lies revolving around our political believes finally got to him. But don't worry, I know how these motherfuckers roll. You do what you must on your flank...me and Chris will do the same on ours...

I am so sorry about what happened to you that night, I had no idea that happened to you and I don't think Chris knows either.

Pleas understand and tell Mason I am sorry for the funk this must have put you in. I like fucking with people like Bryce, sad, I know, but it is what I like. I'm just sorry you got drug into it all...
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Samantha - November 20 at 2:22pm Reply
my daughter read that whole post..........you have no clue what bryce and his wife has done to me.......I am at a loss for words, but not actions.
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Samantha - November 20 at 2:45pm Reply
your such a bigger person; Bryce is really messing with fire. I never said it. Lisa defriended me and now I know why.
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Samantha - November 20 at 2:54pm Reply
Mason is calling him and will handle this. Tell your wife I am sorry they threw you guys into this. They say they are not about drama but what did he expect to accomplish? hurting your family? hurting my family? he had to know and want some one to get hurt from his bullshit lies. Please delete that post. I am begging you. My family is on here.....sister, brother, mom, cousins......Masons too - imagine what I am feeling
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Kyle(Elmo) November 20 at 3:02pm
Done.
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Samantha - November 20 at 3:26pm Reply
Mason is not happy, he will be here soon and he has already spoken to Bryce on the phone, Bryce tried talking shit to Mason and he just told Bryce to shut his fat ass mouth. I am good with my recovery. Just tell Bryce he is a sore ass looser cuz NO ONE BELIEVES HIM....and thats what is pissing him off, he wants to be someone who everyone listens to. I called my sponsor first. I printed the posts and Im taking them to the CR leaders. I'm also filing a police report against them both for harrassment. Lets see how his warrants work out for him when the police come knocking on his door. I am so glad you didnt believe his shit. I never text him anything about me getting rapped. He sent me a text and that is the one he forwarded to you. Take care!
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Kyle - November 20 at 3:54pm
I knew it was bullshit, obviously, and I know how his mind works. Like I said I enjoy going after those kinds of people...it's just what I do...

I hate it that innocent people got dragged into this, especially your daughter.

But Bryce's kind are a curse on civilization. They HAVE to be taken down for the good of all humanity. And yeah I like to play in the mud but at least I'm there to beat the bad guys...
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Samantha - November 20 at 3:54pm Reply • Report
Bruce contacted me last yr on fb IM asking me to swing with him and his wife, its still in my history, now thats proof of a real false prophet. Im gonna get him for this....
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Kyle - November 20 at 4:02pm
LOL! Damn girl, you know what I'd do with that info...;)

Time to take the tiger by the tail...
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Samantha - November 20 at 4:21pm Reply
Oh Kyle, its only just begun...I know sooo much about them 2. Jennifer just cheated on Bryce with John XXXXX. They beat thier 3 yr old son and he was taken from them and placed with the grandparents. At this little boys party Bryce didnt even raise one finger to help. I took the kids to my house to play and even put together his birthday toys. Thier oldest son has brain damage from when Bryce was using he shook him and scrambled his brains, jenn told me all of this. He nade his son retarded. Also, they were about to loose SSI so jenn took him her son to the doctor and upped his meds so they can keep the ssi money to pay for her moms apartment! Jenn also stole medication from me at my daughters birthday party. I never said a word. My neighbor caught her and Bryce takes his sons ridilin (ADHD MED) thats why he is up so late. Jennifer is addicted to pain pills. Got the picture?

And then while I was putting this post together, what do you know, Lisa sent me a message too...

Lisa - November 21 at 5:40pm
how are you doing? i just want you to know that i was friends with samantha at one time and the things that she said about you i know it is not true. she is crazy. i know it has been awhile since we have talked, but if you want to call me. let me know. imnot going to let someone like that talk bad about. take care lisa
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Kyle - November 21 at 6:35pm
Well, this is the gift that just keeps on giving! Did Sam REALLY accuse me and Chris of raping her? I feel like a nice little game is being played here, and you are all in it together.

But that is OK, I like playing games. Especially when I know I'm going to win from the beginning. If there are concerns that I won't be quiet about this...those concerns are VERY well warranted...

To be continued...

Projection. Fascism. The New American Conservative. No Pied Piper ever had it so Good.

2010-11-15T23:22:00.000-06:00

Good LORD! I raised a TYRANT!!! (A little satire from me and my 10 yr old son Logan)

2010-11-05T21:53:00.000-05:00

Jack Black as - The Mis-Informant

2010-10-14T10:30:00.001-05:00

Note to Mike Huckabee, Get your Fucking Analogies Right

2010-09-23T15:01:00.003-05:00

So Hick Huchabee compares children with preexisting conditions getting health care to getting insurance coverage for your house AFTER it has burnt down. WHAT THE FUCK!?! Having been a victim of the preexisting condition scam this analogy jumped out at me immediately as false.

But do you know why it is a false analogy? Other than the absurdity of comparing a child to bricks and mortar? Do you know? I ask because this story has been out a week and I have yet to read or hear anyone on TV or radio call this out correctly(my apologies to anyone who reads this who has).

If you really want to compare (silly, I know) a child with a preexisting condition getting DENIED insurance to a burnt down house it would be the homeowner getting DENIED coverage he ALREADY PAID FOR because the cause of the fire was "faulty wiring" during construction BEFORE the insurance was bought. Get it, Huckabee, you fucking loser.

Faith of the Abomination Texas Premier Sept. 12, 2010

2010-09-07T12:48:00.001-05:00

Glenn Beck: Wingnut for Bat-Shit Crazy

2010-09-01T17:40:00.001-05:00

Axis of Baneful

2010-08-24T15:12:00.005-05:00

No one corner of the ruinous-right wing crazy world could ever come to power alone. Without sticking together conservatism would more resemble a harmless crazy old man constantly bitching about the weather.

But they did it, they agreed, almost in-mass, to conform to each others' brand of crazy whether it suited them or not. I am, of course, referring to the allegiance between the right-wing religious nuts, the nationalist/confederates, and the corporatists.

So, let's say for the sake of all that is evil that they succeed. How long will the religious right put up with the nationalist/confederates methamphetamine and porn usage? How long will the nationalist/confederates put up with the corporatists doing business with those less than exceptional foreigner people? And how long till the corporatists balk at only being allowed to merchandise religious product? And around wingnutia turns....

They would inevitably be at each others' throats and start wars among themselves till only one ideology reigned supreme. So let's play the reverse of that whole who would win if certain supper heroes fought geeky-ness.

For me, I say the nationalist/confederates are just too fucking stupid to win. The religious right is too close minded and predictable to win. So that leaves the corporatists standing on top in my thinking...what say you?

Fox News: Evil or Stupid?

2010-08-24T10:05:00.001-05:00

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The Wimpiest Man ever to Walk the Earth

2010-08-12T12:51:00.010-05:00

All the mocking is starting to get to the Limpster. The other day on the Stephanie Miller radio show actress/comedian Aisha Tyler made a joke threatening to kick Rush Limpbaugh in the VAGINA...listen...

Well, as you'd guess, Rush caught wind of it and had some projection to sling on us Liberals. After bringing up the joke and acting like it didn't bother him, he is now on a daily motif of wondering "how any REAL(with smarmy emphasis on the word 'real') man could ever be Liberal."

Well, Limpy, we start by bucking up and serving our country if possible, especially during wartime. Which in your case was clearly achievable, were it not for you being a chickenshit hiding behind your daddy's money. What a Puss.

I mean, come on! Why do conservatives always hide behind their daddies, big-brothers, money, false persona, fenced in communities, religion, and so on and so on? Why? Why can't they just stand on their own accord?

Because they are not REAL men...that's why...

Punk vs Hate

2010-08-05T16:12:00.003-05:00

TeaBagger - The Movie

2010-07-29T17:12:00.006-05:00

The Confederate-Corporatists are serious this time!!! There will be BLOOD IN THE STREETS!!! ROFLMAO!!!! Yeah, yeah motherfuckers, you will kill some innocent Americans in an attempt to get "The Government" to kill a few of you in the anticipation of Civil War II(remember what Einstein said about doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result?).

I, for one, hope they succeed. I would love to put a few corporatist notches on my belt securing another 100+ years for our American Union. Fuck the Confederate-Corporatist scum. If they want a war...let's give the stupid motherfuckers what they want. It'll make the Israeli six day war in 1956 seem like it took a millennium. Seriously, like their love making...it wouldn't last a half-minute...

P.S. I must confess that I would not have written this post had the Cartwrights from Bonanza not been in the trailer...that shit was just uncalled for...

When 1 out of 3 makes Stupid

2010-07-27T19:12:00.002-05:00

“As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. They have made private terms with the enemy, and sold their birthright for very bad pottage. They must also be extraordinarily stupid.” -- Oscar Wilde

So, the very last line in the Declaration of Independence says "...we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor." And back in the day, ya-know, 1776...they 'wernt just talkin' out their asses.

Today, no such luck.

Today, the only thing the wealthy land owners pledge is their sacred honor, and lock their lives and their fortunes in an overseas secured fortress tax haven. Today, talk is cheap. Today, jackasses like Glen Beck use the phrase to stoke the stupid into a traitorous trace-like state. The only thing they'll ever "pledge," you see, is their honor. And they, too, sold that birthright for very bad pottage...

Corporatist Stooge Call NAACP Racist while being an Ugly Racist

2010-07-22T15:28:00.000-05:00

No shit, listen to this backward-ass teabagger show how utterly ignorant he is.

But he did not come up with all that on his own, he's too stupid to have come up with it himself. He learned it from Rush Limpbaugh and rest of the corporatists media.

But what the hell, we already whooped their asses in one race war why not do it again...

What if the Tea Party was Black?

2010-07-17T23:33:00.001-05:00

The Corporatists vs The American People

2010-07-13T12:35:00.008-05:00

The authoritarian followers among our society need the world laid out in black and white terms to even begin to understand what is going on around them -- now is the time to accommodate them. It's quite simple(as they like it); are they for the American people or are they on the side of the corporatists?

Ask them to their faces. Every time you hear a self proclaimed conservative even hint sympathy in the direction of big oil, big banks, big insurance etc., point at them and yell "CORPORATIST!!!" Question your family and friends, strangers and acquaintances. The time for bashfulness is over.

We can no longer let the debate be muddled in a confusing sloth of bullshit if we are to win this battle. A line in the sand has to be drawn. We need a clear enemy on the other side. When I look across that line I see corporatists, who do you see?

The corporatists want us divided...let's get divided...

Douchebag University is now Open

2010-07-04T02:11:00.004-05:00

Have you ever pictured your sweet, precious offspring growing up to make ass-loads of money off of nothing more than pure douchebaggery?

You do if your a wingnut!

So come one, come all and enroll in the only school guaranteed to teach your children about pure evil. We'll show them real life scenarios
of drunkards fucking penguins, liberals pissing on the crucifix, environmentalist shitting their pants, and much, much more. We have exclusive access to the most horrific of evils because our campus resides on the rim of hell! So you know little Johny and Sally will get the best exposure to evil before heading out into the cold cruel world! And with the cost of higher education these days, how refreshing is it to know you will not have to pay a dime, monetarily...your soul is as good as gold here...

The first lesson is for the ladies...

Neda.

2010-06-21T21:59:00.000-05:00

Truth. Is your attention span long enough to deal with it?

2010-06-03T21:24:00.000-05:00

When you look at Conservatives through the 'School House Rock' Lens, They are WAY more Retarded!!!

2010-05-24T21:58:00.004-05:00

Getting an Honorary Degree from Liberty University is Like being Named 'Most Improved' in Special Ed Class...

2010-05-16T16:13:00.002-05:00

HNT: My Baby's Fine Behind!

2010-05-06T18:36:00.002-05:00

It's been too long since I graced the blogosphere with a nice shot of my wife's ass...enjoy...

I was Teabaggn' when Teabaggn' wasn't Cool

2010-05-01T23:59:00.004-05:00

What gets to me the most about the new found "Teabaggers" is that they think they are all original and shit. Like no Liberal motherfucker ever acted as a pathfinder for the retarded path-followers that they are?

All would be cool if the wingnut authoritarian shit-stain-posers would show some personal responsibility and admit they have no originality...but that would be conceding defeat...which in-tells their lack of personal responsibility...oops...I've said too much...

Psycho Wingnut Glen Beck Blames Tyranny on "Democratic Elections"

2010-04-28T19:16:00.006-05:00

This is too fucking rich! Glen Beck actually tries to cast democratic elections in a bad light...but not just any bad light...the God awful glare of tyranny! Is Beck saying that democracy has no place in our republic? Oh yes, my friends, that's exactly what this crazy motherfucker is saying...

Gathering of the Ditto Heads

2010-04-22T16:56:00.002-05:00

I listen to Rush Limpbaugh a lot, and I think I heard every persistent, distorted platitude he spits out on a regular basis in this video. Of course the video gives the credit to Faux News; but have no doubt, all the wingnuts take their marching orders from the Limpstr'...

Note to Self: Never Piss Off a Popular Comedian with a Huge Audience...

2010-04-21T17:30:00.002-05:00

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Mutiny Aboard the S.S. Teabagger

2010-04-17T21:17:00.004-05:00

Teabagger's Anthem

2010-04-17T11:04:00.002-05:00

I've been thinking like I fuck on this question...long and hard. The Teabaggers need an anthem. A strong song that encapsulates their ignorant stubbornness to a, well...Tea. But what should it be? It would have to be a song with glaring specifics and eye rolling inner "YES"'s.

Well my friends, your little fury buddy from the 80's hair-band generation has found the perfect Teabagger anthem! Feel free to come up with a good song from your own generation, but my find was just too rich to pass up. Starting with the name of the band...

...Cinderella. Just that single word describes what the Teabaggers think of themselves. Am I right? They are waiting on a fairy godmother to turn their pumpkins into chariots and their rodents into chauffeurs; they stumble around the capital grounds on one glass slipper; and oh yeah, it's midnight bitches...your time is up!

The song Cinderella must have written with future Teabaggers in mind...Bad Seamstress Blues, Fallin´ Apart At The Seams. With lines like "my hearts like a wheel and my heads just a stone..." and the southern draw of the song, DAMN!!! So give it a gander and tell me what you think, then come up with your own Teabagger anthem and share the love!

Bad Seamstress Blues, Fallin´ Apart At The Seams - CINDERELLA

All the Silliest Little Bitches Come from Texas

2010-04-15T22:24:00.008-05:00

Yeah, everything is bigger here in Texas, even the silliness in our little bitches. Click on the link, Sen. John Cornyn wants "real" stories from "real" Texans concerning the new health care reforms...then solicits stories only from small business owners. Classy motherfucker, that John Cornyn, huh?

He wants you "real Texans"; you know, the small business owners(but only the wingnut ones, please)to email your stories here: realstories@cornyn.senate.gov.

I was all like, "fuck it" and sent him my "all too fucking real Texan" story...

Elmo's email to Sen. Cornyn, entitled - "I've got a story for ya!"

But first, let me express my utter disgust with you. Senator Cornyn, you are a jackass. You ask for "real" stories from "real" Texans...then solicit only small business owners? That's the kind of crap that makes me call you names like, "jackass."

We found out our son has a bicuspid heart valve during high school football this year. We had to get tests to double check, and guess what? That's right, preexisting condition! The new health care reform saved our family from not getting denied what we already paid for. Novel concept, I know, but some of us here in Texas still believe in getting what we paid for.

But you keep on codling to businesses selling lies and sugarplums, Mr. Cornyn. The "real" Texans out here in the field doing the grunt work will remember your shallowness...

I'd hope he could get my point, but friends I'm a realist. He won't have a fucking clue, so why bother? To "illustrate" my point, if you will, check out the three pictures for the small business...I'm sorry..."real Texans" to choose from to visualize the pain health care reform will cause them...

I can imagine vividly the jackasses sending stories about how they will "suffer under the weight of socialism!" Yep, no doubt there are some business owners who resent saving money and having healthier employees because of Obamacare. This is Texas, after all, stupid business owners grow on trees here...really BIG trees!

Like I said, all the silliest little bitches come from Texas...

Protestation without Representation (A Tale of Two Teabaggers)

2010-04-15T15:15:00.002-05:00

(This is a recycled post, but what the hell...It's TAX day!!!)

Scene #1...

The noble slept not a wink, yet nothing did stir. Just relevance fleeting, ah, you see, this is their bur. No troubles anew, no evil to resist- except the ones in their heads they pretend don't exist. For spring brings fresh life and the nobles do see, those with little or none are becoming more free. Even though all that will be lost is noblemen pride, their hate for the peasant cannot be denied. So they lie in sweet vengeance, their eyes wide awake, in search of a vessel to harness that hate...

Scene #2...

The peasant slept like a baby, having no other choice. There was someone else he trusted to be his voice. He hoped and he prayed, as he always did, and cussed like a sailor when a nobleman fibbed. But there was no other he knew how to serve, what his grand-pappy taught him was not to observe. So ignorance became his only bliss, in turn, his ass getting fucked he could not dismiss. Still, the noble's call he could not deny, even with a thousand needles in his eye...

Scene #3...

So the peasants shall gather on April 15th, at the behest of the nobles who can no longer sleep. The well rested peasants with ironic dumb luck, will buy bags of tea with their new Obama tax cuts. "Sixty five dollars!" said one teabagger with glee, "will buy a lot of motherfucking tea!" So he pays the nobles who are nothing but thrilled, having got paid for the tea they shall spill. Money for nothing the nobles do say, is what you get when the ignorant are prey...

Scene #4...

Alas, the time is near. Where push comes to shove and truths become clearer. What was once a very safe place to hide, shines a spotlight no human can deny. How far will the peasants go to protect their masters? Only time will tell, their ranks house a lot of bastards. If we judge from their words and their deeds, logic tells us they will go to great lengths. So what? Shall it matter? In the great scheme of things? We'll find out tomorrow...today is the 14th...

Suddenly! Like a Quick Drawn Knife...Everyone's Eyes were Peeled to the Queen Teabagger's Twitter Account. Watching...and Waiting...

2010-04-12T22:19:00.005-05:00

Bitchslapping Wingnuts 101 (The Beginner's Beginner's Course)

2010-04-10T22:01:00.003-05:00

Ever wonder how I get so close to wingnuts so as to play them like a Fiddle? Here's an illustration, via this newfangled youtube gadget(please pay attention to the end -- where I fart in that damn Tory-schnauzer's face...)

In Texas, Oil is not our Number-One Export...

2010-04-08T21:50:00.002-05:00

Lovely video, I must say. But it did cause me to get punk'd by some sassy extra-virgin cheerleaders who's video was at the top of the sidebar...

I Agree with George Will

2010-04-05T18:30:00.004-05:00

Privatizing Social Security is a good election strategy. Think about it. They have their base crying for less government with a motivation seen maybe only every other decade? To let an opportunity like this slip through their fingers would be not only irresponsible, but stupid. Hell, we just proved that by passing health care reform. If we did not claw, fight and scratch our way to the top of the mountain health care reform would not have resurfaced as a legitimate passable issue for a decade or more. The only prudent thing for the Republicans to do would be to run on repealing Social Security.

Yes, it would be a good strategy...if Retardicans had any hair on their asses!!! BUT THEY DON'T!!! Look what we just did? We had to have enough hair on our asses to weave and Indian blanket to PASS HEALTH CARE REFORM!!! And we still have some left over!!! What do the Retardicans got? Hairless asses and sweet-pee balls, that's what! We saw the opportunity of a lifetime and took it. They see the opportunity of a lifetime and suck their thumbs from a featle position in the corners of their basements(after screaming and yelling a lot, of course).

But I don't know, maybe this time will be different? Is there some hair on some of their asses the microscope did not pic up? I doubt it. But we'll see...

Blog Against Theocracy - The Movie

2010-04-04T23:35:00.000-05:00

When Reagan was a Liberal(He sounded a lot smarter)

2010-04-01T22:38:00.000-05:00

Wingnuts and April Fools' Jokes Just don't Mix Well

2010-04-01T20:42:00.004-05:00

Yes.

2010-03-30T22:23:00.000-05:00

Terrorists Arrested in Michigan Preparing for Attacks on Police

2010-03-29T13:09:00.002-05:00

The terrorist had plans to target specific law enforcement officers and also planned IED attacks on funeral processions, among others.

But settle down, teabaggers...they were not, what is it you people call them...? Oh yeah, they were not rag-heads. No, they were white christian teabaggers, just like you.

Should they be tortured? Should they be tried before military tribunals? Let me guess, these are not terrorists in your eyes? You think they are heroes, don't you? Stupid teabaggers...

The Ballad of Rush Limpaugh

2010-03-25T21:25:00.001-05:00

The Best Facebook Status Thread You've Read All Year...

2010-03-24T23:11:00.004-05:00

Debbie: I really have mixed feelings about this heathcare plan

Kyle:
Of course you do, with the hate machine out in full force confusing everyone. In a year you will see the good it brings and the nuts will all slither away...

Roy:
i just need some health care i can afford! Been without for
over a year now.

Debbie:
Ya I hear ya that's why I went to work with the omni gotta have my meds. Lol

Karl:
Well I can safely tell you what they want to doesn't work!

Rickey Christie:
Debbie, listen to someone who knows. This is not a good thing. All the people that think this is a great idea really don't have a clue. All they hear is " cheap insurance for everybody ". That's not the way it works. There are gonna be so many jobs lost over this thing and it is gonna turn this country UPSIDE DOWN. It's the beginning of the end. Next he will be trying to get chips put in all our foreheads or wrist so that we don't have to keep up with the required insurance card.

Kyle:
LOL! What do you mean about "the END"? Chips in our foreheads? This type of childish rhetoric is beyond annoying...

Christina:
Its people that need Jesus that are beyond annoying to me.

Rickey Christie:
That's exactly what I mean by " they don't have a clue ".

Karl:
Sadly this change will reduce the quality and availability of care to everyone....

Kyle:
Jesus was for social justice. Cut all the references to social justice(this includes health care in our day and age) from the new testament and you are left with nothing but shreds unreadable paper...

Christina:
and this is coming from someone who was questioning "the end and the chip".... I guess the Bible is just shreds of unreadable paper to some. My New Testament accounts that deception will become popular and pervasive in the Time of the End.

Rickey Christie:
Kyle, do you really want to challenge me with the bible because trust me u know it through and through. Read the book of Revelations and then take a look at what's happening today. I didn't think we would see these times during my lifetime but they are here and it's real. Your president has just opened the door for a lot of things to happen that ... See Moreare gonna shake up thus country in a very bad way. No need to argue about it. Just sit back and watch. But in the mean time, get yourself right with God.

Rickey Christie:
Sorry " I " know it though and through.

Kyle:
"The End" is not something to be "sought." The deception is the constant rejection of affordable health care for all as holy. Jesus would have wanted this. He would have destroyed the temple of those who sold propaganda against it...

Christina:
Lets not argue or debate the Bible... Obviously not all of us are filled with the Holy Spirit that gives us insight. Let's just continue to pray for God's wisdom in this and all situations.

Karl:
People who want government healthcare are clueless idiots!
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Rickey Christie:
Debbie, if you want to talk about the way this is REALLY going to effect this country, I'll be happy to call you.

Kyle:
The Bible is exactly what needs to be debated right now. I am so filled with the holy spirit that I am commanded to not let someone I've loved since I was 15 damn herself by rejecting Jesus and his call to social justice...

Rickey Christie:
Uhhh, ok. That made no sense at all.

Kyle:
How so? Are you saying Jesus did not command us to social justice?

Rickey Christie:
Jesus says NOT to debate his word. Believing is a choice. Debating only fuels a fools fire so I'm done talking about this with you.

Kyle:
I'm not debating his word with you? I'm saying what JESUS said! He preached social justice and you are trying to say he did not. Only you are afraid to say it straight up and in the open. I am the one speaking the truth...

Karl:
I thought this debate was about healthcare!

Rickey Christie:
I will say this though... What's done is done and it walks hand in hand with what's written. No one can stop what He has said will happen so there is no need to bicker about it. I'm just surprised that it's happening already. I'm not afraid because I'm ready. Never before have the signs been so clear. Believe what you want and act how you want but ... See Moreknow that His day is near. Trust me, you don't want to be " left behind " because it's then that you will really see all the effects of what your president has started.

Kyle:
People have been saying "Never before have the signs been so clear" for centuries. Literally. You are fear mongering, sir. Jesus did not intend for us to forgo our call to social justice ESPECIALLY at the END OF TIMES! What exactly is this lack of compassion you are displaying supposed to gain you in Heaven?

Rickey Christie:
You know nothing about me. I'm a surgical nurse and I take care of people every single day. I'm all for people have health care and getting the care they need and this has nothing to do with that. Don't you presume to judge me. And I know that people have been saying that the signs are clear for many years but never have they ( in my opionion ) ... See Morebeen this clear. Obama hates this country. He said so himself before he was elected. I'll be happy to send you the interview if you want. He is only interested in making a name for himself and putting his mark on history. ( and possibly your forehead )

Now, I'm done. Say what you want because I won't even see it.

Kyle:
Of course you won't see it (but of course you really will) because that is what people do when they cannot win an argument on the facts. They run away. Look, when you say things like "Obama hates this country" do you know how ridiculous you sound? Of course he does not hate our country. That kind of childish rhetoric is exactly what I was talking about up thread...

It's time to be adults and stop with the silly sand-box conspiracy theories...

Rickey Christie:
'Senator' Obama replied:

"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."

(ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???)... See More

Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of waring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ."

When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past".

"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path.. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America "

Kyle:
I thought you were not coming back? You should not have, because now you are truly exposed and a deceiving liar. the worst sort of person who will lie and distort to hide Jesus' passion for social justice. Which you have STILL not addressed.

That lie you told in your last comment was despicable and proved to be false for some years now...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/stance.asp... See More

Kyle:
And you just proved yourself to be a racist SOB too. You by no means should be pretending to be a follower of Jesus...

On Night of Historic Health Care Vote Wingnuts at Riehl World Blog Debate Me for Hours then Delete all My Comments Like the Pansies They Personify

2010-03-21T22:51:00.004-05:00

I bitchslapped the pussies over at Dan the hairless ass wingnuts' site all day long and all fucking night long too. They deleted and allowed comments to suit them as usual. But in the end, the deleted all of my comments. They have some other jackass using the handle "Elmo" with a capital E but that ain't me. All my comments are now gone(but don't be surprised if a few selective ones pop up from time to time, that's just how the pussies roll.) Meanwhile, check out the last comment I read there...

Well now as the saying goes it is always darkest before the dawn. Right now this has passed,now we as conservatives need to just sit back and shut down. Go Gault people, crash the economy. If you run a business quietly go through and figure out who the libs are and then fire them.

If you know if someone who is a lib that you do business with, stop doing business with them. We need to just stand back and remind everyone how bad things are. A constant stream of bad news wispered in peoples ears will do wonders to make people watch their spending.

Posted by: southdakotaboy | Sunday, March 21, 2010 at 11:21 PM

Well, no one ever accused a wingnut of having class...

SHOCKING(not really): Teabaggers Call Congressmen "Niggers" and "Faggots" as they Leave Meeting in Washington Today

2010-03-20T17:34:00.006-05:00

From The Hill...

Rep. Andre Carson (D-Ind.) said Saturday that healthcare protesters at the Capitol directed racial epithets at him Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) as they walked outside.

Carson, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus along with Lewis, told The Hill that protesters called the lawmakers the N-word.

John Lewis, cool as the other side of the pillow, replied back to the crackers...

"I am the hardest person in the world to intimidate, so they better go somewhere else."

I bet the fucking shit-for-brains teabaggers had no idea he marched with Martin Luther King Jr. And they damn sure don't know he got beat up fighting for civil rights on a bridge they've never heard of. Silly little racists.

Then Barney Frank came into view of the teabaggers...you know what came next...

As our Brian Beutler reports, a few moments ago in the Longworth office building, a group swarmed a very calm looking Henry Waxman, as he got on the elevator, with shouts of "Kill the bill!" "You liar! You crook!"

Not long before, Rep. Barney Frank got an uglier version of the treatment. Just after Frank rounded a corner to leave the building, an older protestor yelled "Barney, you faggot." The surrounding crowd of protestors then erupted in laughter.

Ouch! The teabaggers sure do know how to publicly humiliate...if you're behind the times!!! Oh, wait...they are...

Fox "Fake" News Goes Full Monte and Lies all Day Long/and Temp still wont fight Me

2010-03-17T21:11:00.006-05:00

Fox News thought it "savvy" to start spreading a fake poll around today.

But, being Fox News, they tried to give themselves some cover by reporting the REAL SOURCE OF THE SURVEY...

But then went right back into lying about the FALSE SOURCE OF THE SURVEY saying it was from the PRESTIGIOUS NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE again on the clown's show...

You can't make this shit up people!!! We're like in the middle of living Orwell's 1984. The conservative Tory shit-bags actually think they can pull shit this off!!!

**In other news...Temp still wont fight me...

Glenn Beck is Anti-Christian

2010-03-15T23:05:00.006-05:00

Just The Facts:

1. The Christmas sweater is a "true" story about reanimated corpses.
2. On opening night, 34 people attended Glenn Beck's film in New York and Boston COMBINED.
3. Glenn Beck can "crybaby" on command, but if you want him to cry convincingly, that'll be an extra $20.
4. He spent most of his career as a morning zoo radio DJ, so he was somehow more annoying at one point.
5. Wacky zoo crew DJs are failed stand-up comedians.
6. In June of 2009, Beck embarked on a stand-up comedy tour.
7. He has compared himself to "Network"'s Howard Beale, George Orwell, and Martin Luther King, the almost-imperceptible difference being those men cared about the liberation of other human beings and weren't gold-digging whores.
8. The asshole bashed my Catholic religion and damn near every religion known to man when he told America to "RUN" from their churches if it preached "social justice." One question, Beck, where would you be without "social justice"? You'd be dead you little pansy because you would have to stick up for yourself...

Get in the Ring, Motherfucker

2010-03-14T12:25:00.003-05:00

Dan Riehl is a flaming fucking pussy. But he is no different than any other self described "conservative." He jokes about pulling the plug on Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's wife who was just in a severe car accident in which she broke her back and neck. Dan, you stupid piece of shit, those are fighting words.

Are you up to it, bitch boy?

You want to antagonize someone, antagonize me motherfucker...and I'll kick your bitchy little ass...

Where are Your Free Market Principles, PEOPLE!?!

2010-03-07T19:17:00.003-06:00

Forgive me while I put this conservative ass-hat on and give it a gander...

All the Conservative uprising over the Republican National Committee Finance Chairman Rob Bickhart making too much money has gone WAY over the fucking top. If you are a true conservative, stop it. Now.

We have not spent the last 100 fucking years building the Free Marget; working our fingers to the bone to preserve it's rightful place in history, to all of a sudden start criticizing one of our own for MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY! Am I the only rational fucking Conservative left? So the guy figured out how to make more money for his work? Why should a true Conservative have a problem with that? Did I just wake up and find myself in an entirely different fucking dimension?

Listen, I know I'm a little...scratch that...VERY FUCKING MAD over this and I should wait to calm down before writing anything. But, I can't. I would literally grab my Glock and head to the nearest federal building if I did not get this off my chest. So please forgive the harshness. I just feel we are giving the liberals fuel for their socialist fire with this one.

And there is precedent for my fears. Remember Elliott Broidy, the "former" Finance Chairman of the Republican National Committee? He found a way to make money from the New York state's pension funds and now faces jail time! Capitalists are literally being taken to the slaughter!

Please people, I beg you. Find your Conservative soul I know you have inside you and stop this persecution of Capitalists. If not we will finally be loved by liberals, but not for our core principles...instead, it will be because we are an endangered species.

Think about it.

One final thought, check out how Politico calls Rob Bickhart just an RNC "official" overlooking his true title...Republican National Committee Finance Chairman.

RNC Fund Raising Fiasco

2010-03-04T16:48:00.002-06:00

Check out what the bunch of lying Tory dip-shits over at the RNC put out as a fund raising plan...

Nice that they put to paper what we always knew, that the Retardican base is made up of rich people and the insanely stupid. See that? To get the "visceral"(insanely stupid) people to give they suggest playing to their "fears" and racism. They just put right down on paper that they will try to get money from the "reactionary" crowd. So for the insanely stupid reactionary types they are thinking maybe something like this...

and this...

YEEHAW!!! Those insanely stupid reactionaries are going to eat this shit up! And lookie here! They have something to say about the Citizen United case that the Supreme Court used to make corporations super citizens...

See that? Access and "gratitude"(money) DO NOT equal corruption!?! So they are going to try and push the greed is good mantra. I can't wait...

Bill O'Reilly gets Schooled by John Stewart(the parts they edited out)

2010-03-03T11:38:00.003-06:00

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be douche bags...

2010-02-28T11:52:00.003-06:00

General Petraeus and the Final God Damned Word on Torture

2010-02-21T14:03:00.003-06:00

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Gen. David Petraeus:

Whenever we have, perhaps, taken expedient measures, they have turned around and bitten us in the backside....Abu Ghraib and other situations like that are nonbiodegradables. They don't go away. The enemy continues to beat you with them like a stick in the Central Command area of responsibility. Beyond that, frankly, we have found that the use of the interrogation methods in the Army Field Manual that was given the force of law by Congress, that that works.

He says when was commanding the 101st in Iraq under Bush he still did not torture, you know why? Because he knew torture was proven to be counter productive centuries ago. Still believe torture works? You're a fucking idiot...

The Conservative's Case for Higher Taxes

2010-02-20T11:27:00.003-06:00

The conservative movement is akin to a dog chasing its own tail. They just spin and spin with the believe that if they are persistent enough that one day they will catch the prize. Now they have spun so much that spite has trumped reason to a point where even their core values and believes contradict one another. For instance...

Fact #1 - Conservatives believe in small government. In fact, "small" is too big a word...they want a teeny weeny government. One so small they can "drown it in a bathtub."

Fact #2 - Conservatives believe that if you lower taxes that it will actually increase the revenue into the federal government. They believe this works every time it is tried.

Do you see where I'm going with this?

Just using their own reasoning, it seems clear that if cutting taxes brings in more revenue into the government, then raising taxes would therefore lower the amount of money flowing into the Fed, thereby shrinking government. So, if you are a filthy rich conservative the clear patriotic thing to do is send all your extra money to the government. That is, if you truly do stand by your principles of small government...

UPDATEDCPAC Seats Michael Steele at the Back of the Bus

2010-02-18T07:15:00.010-06:00

The first guest on this morning's Washington Journal was the American Conservative Union Chairman David Keene. Mr. Keene is running this year's CPAC convention being held this weekend in Washington D.C. A caller asked Mr. Keene about the lack of diversity in the conservative movement, which he ducked and dodged, then was asked by the host Susan Swain..."speaking of diversity, is Michael Steel speaking at the conference?"

A question that Mr. Keene awkwardly answered "no," then went on to shuffle in his seat before interjecting "but he will be speaking at the CPAC ball..."

UPDATE**

Michael Steel did talk at the Ronald Reagan Banquet. But the real story of this video(link below) starts at about 3:15 mark. The fools do our job for us and bring out the best Bush impersonator I have ever seen! He was hilarious!!! The crowed was not all that into it, the house would have been rocking at a Liberal event! He flat out pisses them off at some points. He even breaks into song playing a little blues ditty on the guitar. You MUST watch it! Then jump to the 24:30 mark and listen to Michael Steele get introduced to no fanfare at all(oh, and some soul music)...

The best damn Bush impersonator of all time!

Rush Over the Cliff

2010-02-17T12:10:00.003-06:00

The depths of wingnut projection has finally reached its bottom! Everyone knows that you can just listen to papa Rushy and take whatever he is decrying about Liberals as a projection of his and all conservatives' true values; like clockwork this has been true for years. But usually the Limpster is intentionally nuanced, or so specific in a direction intentionally out in left field to provide concelment. However, today Rush Limpbaugh showed us his true colors.

As if you did not already know, Rush is a true and committed fascist. But he went for the granddaddy of all projections today! Today the Limpster reveled that "Obama" was following the outline for dominance that Adolf Hitler laid out in his book Mein Kampf. That's right!!! Oh Rushy-poo is swinging for the fenses now! And he could give a fuck about nuance or half-ass'd bullshit any longer! He'll gives us what we've all been waiting for...THE STRAIGHT UP TRUTH!

Thank God recognizing perfect projection is as easy as watching a drive-thru movie(unless you have a hot date - but Rush would have to pay extra for that). Get this, Rusha-the-hut tried to say today that President Obama's agenda was that of Hitler's in Mein Kampf when Hitler advised to tell "a lie so colossal that no one would believe that somebody could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously." I shit you not. The sorry excuse for dick-cheese actually said that. Then he went on to describe Obama's "Big Lie" as a plot to "destroy the county as we know it." He just came right out and said it, like we all wouldn't know he was projecting.

But it gets better. He then went on to explain that Hitler's Mein Kampf said to pick an enemy. And to blame this enemy for all the worst things life has to offer. Then, as if not even realizing he just blamed Obama for wanting to destroy the country, or the last fifty years of blaming Liberals for every impurity known to man...he points to Obama blaming Bush for our economy's downturn. Takes a special kind of retard to try and pull that one off.

So, in the midst of trying to compare Obama's agenda to Hitler's Mein Kampf, Limpbaugh tried to make Obama America's public enemy #1 by claiming his real goal was to destroy the country and eat your children. I rest my case on this fucker.

Come tomorrow, Rush will be saying he said all that to "tweak" the media and that he was being all satirical and shit...I know this like I know every glorious inch of my body...

But we all know he was projecting like a son-of-a-bitch...over the cliff, in fact...

It's Because He's Black

2010-02-16T10:21:00.003-06:00

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At Least Liberals in Canada still know how to Talk to Tories(In Canada conservatives still go by "Tory")

2010-02-12T21:44:00.004-06:00

Saint John Lancaster Liberal MLA Abel LeBlanc has been suspended three days from the legislative assembly for giving the finger to a Tory MLA during a heated exchange on Thursday. (CBC)

Sarah Palin is Retarded

2010-02-08T12:10:00.003-06:00

She can't even remember some of her "core" principles(energy, ~~budget~~ tax cuts, lift American spirits) unless they are written on her hand...

Baby-Boomerang

2010-02-06T13:38:00.001-06:00

The Baby Boom generation has been called the most egocentric generation in the history of mankind. I can't imagine many disagreeing with that. They have, from their inception, demanded relevance whether it be true and earned or made up out of whole cloth. It's the first wave of the Baby Boom generation(hippies/teabaggers)that the second wave of boomers(punks),the Gen X'ers(punks) and the Gen Y'ers(echo boomers) have the most beef with. Ironically, these first generation boomers who are now trying to pull our county backwards are the same people who freed us from conservatism's grip to begin with.

Today's teabaggers were yesterday's hippies. How odd is it to have that roll off the tongue? But it's true, teabaggers used to have beads in their hair and shit between their toes. And we all owe them a debt of gratitude for it. The culture that they were born into was a dull gray slab of conservatism. They took a world of long dresses, whites shirts/black ties and crew-cuts and turned it on its head. So much of the cultural freedoms we take for granted today were fought for and gained by these first generation boomers/hippies. The only problem is, now they are trying to take all those freedoms back.

So now they've had a change of heart, now that harshly conservative culture they fought so hard to defeat is their call to arms. The unjust wars they used to march against they now create. The personal life choices they once giveth, now they taketh away. And so on and so on till their worldly views are now that of which they fought in their youth. But why? Why is what was good for them so bad for the rest of us now? Because they lost their relevance, that's why.

The country changed because of them and intern those changes became commonplace. People wear their hair and cloths as liberally as they want. Races and cultures mix freely. Peace and love are preferred to constant war. Racism is taboo and sexism is waning. Quite frankly, we do not need the boomers any longer. And that, my friends, pisses them right the fuck off. Their relevance fleeted and they want it back. So now they intend to take us back to where they began.

Sorry charlie, we don't intend to go backwards. You can take your regression and shove it up your ass. I may be wrong about why boomers are boomeranging, but one thing is for sure...the same people who broke us free from the chains of conservatism are now trying to re-incarcerate us.

Sen. Kyl gets Latrine Duty

2010-02-01T21:02:00.001-06:00

Senator Kyl (R-AZ) gave a nifty little speech on the Senate floor this morning. Yep, he was chosen to be today's lie dispenser, and it was a doozy! He pulled what I like to call the 'I'm the rubber and you're the glue, bounces off me and sticks on you' manifestation of the wingnut projection phenomena.

This is where conservatives not only project their faults onto the Liberal opposition, but they use the EXACT facts and rhetoric that Liberals used against them to prove conservatives' ineptitude, facts and rhetoric not even old enough to collect dust in Arizona, and claim that the facts and stolen rhetoric are new BUT perpetrated by the damn Liberals!

It has to be the most demeaning form of projection. Poor Sen. Kyl, having to take one for the team, getting laughed at by any citizen with more that two brain cells to rub together, but having to sale a bill of goods to the retarded base(teabaggers).

And his BIG lie, the fact he is trying to bounce off them and stick to us...Sen. Kyl said today on the Senate floor that President Obama had borrowed more money from foreign countries than all the other presidents, COMBINED. Except, or course, President Bush was the one to do that...back in 2005.

Check out the 1:30 mark on of this youtube of the house floor back in 2006...

So get ready for your crazy neighborhood 'bagger to start slinging this lie around like a teabag flopping around on a Mini-Pearl hat...

Church Meet State: Where Conspiracy Theories Find Religion

2010-01-30T22:11:00.002-06:00

Chanel serving the AM dial on Texas Radio can be interesting. Let me tell ya. Take for instance the shit I just listen to trying to find a basketball game on 1200 AM San Antonio (they are "the home" of the San Antonio Spurs)...

The audio in this youtube is the first 10 minutes or so of what played for over an hour on the radio program I just listened to. I'm afraid the term "lunatic fringe" does not fit the bill any longer. No, there is a full scale lunatic mass movement now...

Fiscal Responsibility and Conservatism just don't Mix

2010-01-28T13:15:00.002-06:00

Next time some retarded ass conservative starts flapping their gums about "fiscal responsibility" in your presence, slap their ass upside the head with a fist full of Pay-go.

The Senate had another vote today on the famous "Pay-go" rules. Pay-go requires mandatory spending increases to be offset with spending cuts elsewhere or tax hikes. So basically, the congress has to either have the cash or get it to fund anything, no more running up the credit card and pretending deficits don't matter. Pay-go is famous because it brought about the balanced budgets the Democratic party created in the '90's.

Remember, Ronald Reagan proved to the conservatives that deficits didn't matter. They say that "this is America" and we can live on credit if we want to. Whatever it takes to live the high life. That's what conservative think America is all about - excess.

So please, take today's vote(and those of the past)to heart next time "fiscal responsibility" leaves a wingnut's lips...

YEAs ---60 No Republicans
Akaka (D-HI) Baucus (D-MT) Bayh (D-IN) Begich (D-AK) Bennet (D-CO) Bingaman (D-NM) Boxer (D-CA) Brown (D-OH) Burris (D-IL) Byrd (D-WV) Cantwell (D-WA) Cardin (D-MD)Carper (D-DE) Casey (D-PA) Conrad (D-ND) Dodd (D-CT) Dorgan (D-ND) Durbin (D-IL) Feingold (D-WI) Feinstein (D-CA) Franken (D-MN) Gillibrand (D-NY) Hagan (D-NC) Harkin (D-IA) Inouye (D-HI) Johnson (D-SD) Kaufman (D-DE) Kerry (D-MA) Kirk (D-MA) Klobuchar (D-MN) Kohl (D-WI) Landrieu (D-LA) Lautenberg (D-NJ) Leahy (D-VT) Levin (D-MI) Lieberman (ID-CT) Lincoln (D-AR) McCaskill (D-MO) Menendez (D-NJ) Merkley (D-OR) Mikulski (D-MD) Murray (D-WA) Nelson (D-FL) Nelson (D-NE) Pryor (D-AR) Reed (D-RI) Reid (D-NV) Rockefeller (D-WV) Sanders (I-VT) Schumer (D-NY) Shaheen (D-NH) Specter (D-PA) Stabenow (D-MI) Tester (D-MT) Udall (D-CO) Udall (D-NM) Warner (D-VA) Webb (D-VA) Whitehouse (D-RI) Wyden (D-OR)

NAYs ---40 All Republicans
Alexander (R-TN) Barrasso (R-WY) Bennett (R-UT) Bond (R-MO) Brownback (R-KS) Bunning (R-KY) Burr (R-NC) Chambliss (R-GA) Coburn (R-OK) Cochran (R-MS) Collins (R-ME) Corker (R-TN) Cornyn (R-TX) Crapo (R-ID) DeMint (R-SC) Ensign (R-NV) Enzi (R-WY) Graham (R-SC) Grassley (R-IA) Gregg (R-NH) Hatch (R-UT) Hutchison (R-TX) Inhofe (R-OK) Isakson (R-GA) Johanns (R-NE) Kyl (R-AZ) LeMieux (R-FL) Lugar (R-IN) *McCain (R-AZ) McConnell (R-KY) Murkowski (R-AK) Risch (R-ID) Roberts (R-KS) Sessions (R-AL) Shelby (R-AL) Snowe (R-ME) Thune (R-SD) Vitter (R-LA) Voinovich (R-OH) Wicker (R-MS)

* - John McCain usually crosses the aisle and votes with the Democrats on Pay-go...wonder why he changed his mind this time around?

Congratulations, Americans...We are all now just 3/5th of a Citizen

2010-01-21T21:49:00.005-06:00

That's right, you lazy-ass-follow-the-heard motherfuckers, you are all now slaves. Get used to it, because you have no other fucking choice. You thought it wise to give the "powers that be" to the thumb-suckers and now we all have to pay the piper.

Don't act like you had no part in this debacle! Motherfucker, PLEASE!!! You'd better dig deep, take account, and live here on out without the same mistakes. There ain't too much time left...

Unless, of course, you like being a slave. Color won't mean a hill-a-beans so don't think just because you are white that you'll get over. Uh-uh. Not this time.

We are all going to get fucked up the ass, just substitute a giant cock with a famous logo.

Ain't that some shit?

Thanks A BUNCH Supreme Court! We all had aspirations of being 3/5ths of a citizen some day! YOU MADE IT HAPPEN!!!

Teabaggers send Baby Killer to Senate

2010-01-20T20:54:00.001-06:00

What is it that conservatives say - "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"? Yeah, that's it. Well, numero uno on that "things we stand for" list of the conservatives is abortion. Or, more accurately, they stand dead set against it. Yet, the latest darling of the 'baggers is Scott Brown, the new PRO-CHOICE Republican Senator from Massachusetts.

That's right, conservatives acted like pimp-ass rappers at a strip club and made it rain on Scott Brown. They sent Scott Brown so much money the collection plates at their churches got jealous. Ain't that some shit?

The only conclusion to take from this is that conservatives ('baggers) could honestly give two shits about aborted fetuses. We all knew that their righteous stubbornness on this issue was bullshit anyway, given conservatives' utter lack of compassion dealt to humans who actually get to breath air.

There's been a long and tiresome tug-of-war on reproductive rights in this country, but now it's finally come to an end, since now even the most ardent conservative of conservatives can find it prudent to elect a pro-choice Senator.

Congratulations, conservatives, you've finally earned your progressive merit badge.

PS - Scott Brown is also for Civil Unions

Teabaggers Trying to Start All White Basketball League

2010-01-20T17:36:00.003-06:00

Teabaggers Unearth Ray Stevens to Write their Anthem

2010-01-12T21:25:00.002-06:00

I mean, seriously? What the fuck? Are you mind numb, stuck in own world, mid-life crisis(yeah, you've been holding on to that one for a decade+), wanna-be patriot BABY BOOMER PUKES trying to pull Ray Stevens from the grave to drop like a bomb on the populace? Good fucking grief...

Compare and Contrast - Liberal vs. Conservative: Turkey Day

2010-01-11T20:56:00.002-06:00

Learn to Speak Tea Bag

2010-01-08T18:16:00.002-06:00

The Tea-Baggers aren't too pleased with the dude who made this, in fact, they are threatening his life. Now, what other radical group of people does that remind you of?

All I wanted for Christmas was a Wingnut Revolution

2009-12-25T19:45:00.001-06:00

What did I get? A stocking full of sweet pea balls and hairless asses, I was devastated. This was to be the year, the year the wingnuts broke suckle at history's tit and started their long promised revolution. But alas, what we got were whiny little bitches and thumb suckers in fetal positions. Typical. Wingnuts are always ruining Christmas.

So all we still have is a so called conservative "movement." Just a turd in the swimming pool - while gross, it does no real harm to a well chlorinated pool. I think it's all talk at this point, there is no real fight in the conservative, much less their "movement." But they continue to talk a good game...

Time to fire the shot heard round the world. Congress and the artificial president have declared war on America and her people!!!

#4 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 6:51:33 AM by IbJensen (A Prayer for Obama (Ps 109.8): "Let his days be few; and let another take his position.")
OK, froggy...jump!

Death of the republic. I no longer think we’re going to get our country back without bloodshed.

#19 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:01:30 AM by iceskater (The "public option" in government run health care means no option at all.)
You never had the country to begin with you dirty fucking Tory!

REVOLUTION TIME IS NOW
!!!!!!!!!!!

#20 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:02:33 AM by sushiman
Yawn, whatever limp-dick...

The Tea Tax Act of 1773 was historic, too.

#24 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:03:58 AM by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
Oh, good one! Dump medical supplies into the sea!

I, for one, am no longer reluctant. And I don’t need the lame excuse for Rep leadership to do what needs to be done.

EVERYONE in DC is at fault. And so are we for electing these corrupt whores.

Tar, feathers, blood....

#44 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:14:00 AM by iceskater (The "public option" in government run health care means no option at all.)
LOL! Your powder is no more dry than the rest of your loser cohorts, chickenshit!

Question: if one or three Dim Senators were to have skiing accidents while on winter break (not Christmas, of course), would this force Nanzi to ping pong the Senate HC “Reform” bill directly to Hussein, or might it cause real problems for the surviving Dims?

#50 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:16:58 AM by JohnQ1 (War declared. Fire at will.)
When the Secret Service knocks on your door, you can ask them...

I am so going to vote these bastards out in 2010 and 2012.

Viva the 2nd American Revolution!

#53 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:19:30 AM by reagan_fanatic (Socialism is hip until somebody loses a paycheck)
You and what army? It's a serious questions, conservatives always have others fight their wars for them. So who's going to fight this "Revolution" for you?

I don’t condone it, but I would not be surprised to see random acts of violence against Congressional members who voted for this.

#64 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:27:30 AM by thethirddegree
Nice little dog whistle to Cracker Nation you got there, pansy...

I'm still not fully prepared - mentally, physically - for what I know is coming, but I pray that God will help me to be sufficient for whatever part I need to play.

Mr. niteowl77
#73 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:36:03 AM by niteowl77 (You wanted him, and now you have got him. I say, "Good day to you," America.)
Well, sorry, but all the crying little coward positions are filled.

Tahe(sic) heart. The first American Revolution was fought by just one-third of the American colonists.

Another one-third were on the side of King George III and the other one-third just wanted to see which way the winds were blowing....they weren’t going to commit until they saw which side was winning.

I’d say the forces of freedom in present day America have the support of MORE than one-third of the U.S. population.

#77 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:43:07 AM by july4thfreedomfoundation (A Jimmy Carter got us a Ronald Reagan.....a Barack Obama will get us a Sarah Palin)
Sure, except all the freedom loving people are not on your side...

Same thing I am thinking. These people are not going to go by conventional means.

#84 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:50:37 AM by indylindy (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
I suppose what you mean by "conventional means" is voting? Then yeah, your boy "W" made sure of that...

God keep you this Christmas, and God bless and save the United States of the future republic. This is our country. Darkness shall not overcome it.

#108 posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 8:18:37 AM by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah."Our middle regiment, Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)
"Future republic"? Buddy, if your depending on conservative intestinal fortitude your going to have a long, long wait.

I know it is futile, but I will try one more time. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU LILLY LIVERED PIECES OF SHIT!?!?! You never had America in the first place, nevertheless, come try and "take your country back." I triple dog dare you.

Conservatism is a Rash

2009-12-11T19:38:00.004-06:00

A rather nasty, persistent sort of rash, at that. One that mocks you and screams "I'm here motherfucker - LIKE IT OR NOT!"

Why? Because it can. And we as true patriotic Americans have no other choice but to accept that. But still, we can study it, and recognize its inconsistencies.

Conservatives seek stupid. They soak stupid up like a hot pancake soaks up butter. They have no other choice. There simply is nothing else sparking around in a conservative's sluggish little cobweb trap they call a scull. Except for maybe a funyun...or a cheese-ball. Still, that ain't sayin' much...

So they do the next best thing, they copy what fact loving people observe about them and project it right the fuck back around on the fact loving people who observed their bullshit in the first place. Think scrambled shit and eggs. Now do you get it?

So what do you do? I can tell you from experience that punching them in the face doesn't work. That just makes them hire some retarded muscle man to try and kick your ass. While fun, it does nothing in the way of adhesive politicking. Quite the opposite, actually...

So how DO you fight a rash?

Apparently, with gooey fucking creams and slimy fucking pastes. Yuk. I'd rather punch a motherfucker in the face.

But OK, if conservatism has to be a rash...I'll fight it like a rash...

Quarterly Little AG Pics

2009-11-11T20:35:00.008-06:00

Autumn Roses...

Queen of Sheba...

The kitties love her...

Yummy, chocolate....

Evil? Yep, Wingnuts have a Representative for that...

2009-10-19T18:42:00.002-05:00

Doctors Call for Health Reform

2009-10-06T13:08:00.000-05:00

Liberal Stud vs Pot meets Kettle

2009-10-03T11:18:00.002-05:00

Did you hear John "Crybaby" Boner demand an apology? I mean, shit, like him and his ilk hadn't spent the ENTIRE MONTH OF AUGUST spewing some of the most hateful rhetoric I've heard publicly in my life time about the Democratic health care plan! Not only were they bitter, catty little bitches the entire month -- everything that came out of their mouths were lies!

Wait.

That must be it! What was so atrocious about what Rep. Grayson said was that it was actually TRUE! What kind of government would we have if elected officials started going around telling the truth all the time? One by, of and for the people...that's what kind. But therein lies the rub for the wingnuts.

You see, they don't believe the people are worthy enough to decide the rights and freedoms of our own choosing. No, they find it more advantageous to bestow such endowed, inalienable rights to those not mentioned once in the Constitution: Big Insurance Corporations.

Yes, the Constitution gives congress the right to regulate commerce...but it gives the people the right to regulate YOU, asshole! Nowhere in there does it say businesses and corporations get to do any regulating. In fact, nowhere in the constitution are they given any rights AT ALL!

So you can go suck a big dick, Mr. Boner. You get no fucking apology. In fact, you and your insurance company cronies can go jump in a lake as far as I'm concerned.

Send Your Medical Bills to Max Baucus

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Wingnuttia Invades Facebook

2009-09-28T18:49:00.002-05:00

Credit the 90% of facebook users who voted "NO" in this poll and added their disgust in the comments, but to the 10% of the wingnut invaders who voted for the other three choices...the Secret Service is looking for you...

Check out this Foreign Chick Find her Inner Elmo as she gets her Bitchslap on...

2009-09-23T20:05:00.002-05:00

CNN's Sanchez Slaps Fox News around like a Two-Dollar Whore

2009-09-19T11:56:00.001-05:00

Billionaires for Wealthcare Crash Teabaggers' DC Protest

2009-09-15T21:15:00.000-05:00

Teabaggers' Inferno

2009-09-14T19:35:00.003-05:00

Check out these demons straight out of Divine Comedy. They believe the wrath of the Teabagger is the wisdom of God. Especially pay attention right at the 3 minute mark..."You better have a police escort...ASSHOLE!"

I'm a Ninther

2009-09-12T16:36:00.002-05:00

The 9th Amendment to the Constitution -

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others (health-care) retained by the people.

TOTUS: Obama's Speech Confirms...We need a Revolution!

2009-09-09T22:19:00.004-05:00

Don't be shocked if you've never heard of "TOTUS." He is just another retarded conservative with no hair on his ass. But President Obama's speech tonight set this mentally challenged wingnut over the edge! What did ol' TOTUS take away from our President's speech tonight? WE NEED GUNS!!! MORE GUNS!!! AND FUCKING MORE GUNS!!! KILL THAT FUCKING NIGGER!!!

No shit, follow the link and read the comments.

TOTUS(his handle is Ron Russell) has banned me, of course, and already deleted my comment challenging those fucking pansy ass posers. But I take screen shots...

LOL! I got my guns too, wingnuts...like I've said many times before...let's dance...

Bring on your so called "revolution" already you fucking chickenshits!!!

One day, hopefully, in the very near future...Ron Russell and his ilk will get a chance to be on the front line. I'll be there waiting...

Kudos to the random woman on the street CNN walked upon...

2009-09-08T21:30:00.000-05:00

Little Richard from "American and Proud" Thinks He has Ol' Elmo's Number

2009-09-07T18:06:00.002-05:00

Little Richard "allowed" one of my comments to go through(I know, what a pussy). Then tried to be all tough and shit on his response...

Elmo, I let your dumbass comment through just to show your ignorance…

Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, the Education system, Welfare, the Post office and pretty much ANYTHING the Government touches is BROKE!

Remember this writing you worthless America hating piece of shit: IF the Government takes over health care, by 2025 there will be an “Emergency bill” that will have to address the massive deficit created by this fucked up racist administration…Believe it sheep..

By the way you worhtless little faggot, you come here and spout your obama dick sucking, socialist loving bullshit again and I will not be so nice.

LMAO! He will not be so "nice" next time! I'm so fucking scared I don't know what to do! Here was my response back(he probably wont post it)...

No shit, boy? What the fuck are you going to do to me you fucking pansy ass piece of shit? Not a God Damn thing, that’s what.

Hey Texas Fred, you old geriatric little bitch, what the fuck do you know about pussy? You couldn’t find the clit if you had map.

Why do the both of you censor your comments? Afraid a real man like me will come over and smack your little Tory asses? Come on mother fuckers, don’t be afraid…let’s dance….

With any luck we will get some wingnuts over to play with, but don't hold your breath...we are talking about chickenhawk-pansy ass-wingnuts here...

Yet Another Pussy-Boy Conservative Falls to Elmo

2009-09-04T22:43:00.002-05:00

I've bitchslapped a lot of conservatives in my day, but never - and I mean NEVER - have I came across a Marine with less hair on their ass than "Just John" over at Write on the Right. This honorless waste of space, who should have been a more formidable foe than those bitches over at the Chicks on the Right, tuned out to be a gutless flicker in the form of a lit fart. Pitiful.

Just John thinks he is all smart and shit. He has figured out (all on his own, by the way) that fascism is a phenomenon of the left. I, of course, challenged his ignorant ass on the subject. And guess what? I got BANNED!

After deleting my comment (like a pussy), where I asked Just John why a "leftest" like Hitler would repeatedly and forcefully degraded and demonized Liberals...he left this comment...

Well, I guess elmo can't read (in addition to being horribly misguided). It's almost time to knock the dust off of the ban cannon.

Earth to elmo: "go away" means go the hell away. Take your tinfoil hat bull$hit elsewhere. Just because you'd really like something to be true, doesn't make it true.

So, there you have it...another retarded conservative that cannot comprehend history had to ban me. I just never figured a Marine would win the record for the fastest to fold...

More Ignorant Teabaggers Proving they Hate America

2009-09-03T13:04:00.002-05:00

The Truth

2009-08-31T21:06:00.001-05:00

The only thing we have to fear, is...

2009-08-28T22:54:00.001-05:00

More from the Torture "Debate"...

2009-08-28T21:56:00.002-05:00

Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

FDR's Ghost: Health Care You Will Have...

2009-08-25T20:49:00.002-05:00

Rush Limpbaugh puts Fake Guest on Show to Lie about VA Health Services

2009-08-24T21:18:00.004-05:00

Damn...I mean DAMN!!! That piece of shit has not one shred of decency!!! So, this so called "caller" calls into Rush's show today to describe how the Veterans Administration health services killed her father. It was all part of this "Death Book" bull-shit they are spreading this week(next week it will be something else). You see, this poor woman had to watch her father die from cancer. But her father was not ready to die, he was a FIGHTER! Nevertheless, he could not out fight the VA's "death panel" and got put into the "death book." So that meant they would not treat his cancer anymore and would just leave him to die. And die he did, miserably, the woman said behind sobs and sniffles...

But then came the kicker! You see, she would then angrily proclaim...her father had private insurance that would have covered his stay at a prominent Houston TX cancer hospital that would have keep him alive as long as he wanted!!! But the government VA plan was forced on him so he had to DIE!!!!! Boo Hoo Hoo Hoo!!!!

The bitch was lying. By law, your private insurance has to be exhausted before the VA will pay for anything. You can go to a VA doctor if you want, but your insurance company is going to pay. He could have gone to that fancy cancer hospital in Houston if he wanted to live badly enough, he chose not to. Nothing was forced on this man, that woman was lying through her teeth. The shit Limpbaugh pulled on his show today was just sick...and he will rot in hell...

The Chicks on the Right couldn't Stand Me, SO they Banned Me...

2009-08-22T20:30:00.002-05:00

Well, I put another notch on my belt today. Those bobble-headed beauties over at Chicks on the Right couldn't handle Elmo anymore than the rest of you pansy-ass conservatives. They're both dumb as a box of rocks, anyway, but dingbats are fun to play with. I actually got asked this question by Mockarena..."where in the Constitution does it give you the right to heathcare?" No shit. I answered, "the 9th amendment!" She never responded.

Turns out those conservative broads can dish it out...but can't take it. Typical wingnuts.

Glenn Beck's Hate Speech, Brought To You By...

2009-08-13T21:49:00.000-05:00

Blind in Texas

Back when I'm done...

If only this was all we heard from Sarah...

When Conservatives tried to say "they" were the real "Liberals": The beginning of Projection

Truth for Truth's Sake

My sentiments exactly...

Do you work for a paycheck? Then listen up. We've been here before we fucking morons...

Stupid Kentucky Christians

To Be A Conservative

A Tale of a Facebook Friend Going "Karl Rove" on Elmo

Projection. Fascism. The New American Conservative. No Pied Piper ever had it so Good.

Good LORD! I raised a TYRANT!!! (A little satire from me and my 10 yr old son Logan)

Jack Black as - The Mis-Informant

Note to Mike Huckabee, Get your Fucking Analogies Right

Faith of the Abomination Texas Premier Sept. 12, 2010

Glenn Beck: Wingnut for Bat-Shit Crazy

Axis of Baneful

Fox News: Evil or Stupid?

The Wimpiest Man ever to Walk the Earth

Punk vs Hate

TeaBagger - The Movie

When 1 out of 3 makes Stupid

Corporatist Stooge Call NAACP Racist while being an Ugly Racist

What if the Tea Party was Black?

The Corporatists vs The American People

Douchebag University is now Open

Neda.

Truth. Is your attention span long enough to deal with it?

When you look at Conservatives through the 'School House Rock' Lens, They are WAY more Retarded!!!

Getting an Honorary Degree from Liberty University is Like being Named 'Most Improved' in Special Ed Class...

HNT: My Baby's Fine Behind!

I was Teabaggn' when Teabaggn' wasn't Cool

Psycho Wingnut Glen Beck Blames Tyranny on "Democratic Elections"

Gathering of the Ditto Heads

Note to Self: Never Piss Off a Popular Comedian with a Huge Audience...

Mutiny Aboard the S.S. Teabagger

Teabagger's Anthem

All the Silliest Little Bitches Come from Texas

Protestation without Representation (A Tale of Two Teabaggers)

Suddenly! Like a Quick Drawn Knife...Everyone's Eyes were Peeled to the Queen Teabagger's Twitter Account. Watching...and Waiting...

Bitchslapping Wingnuts 101 (The Beginner's Beginner's Course)

In Texas, Oil is not our Number-One Export...

I Agree with George Will

Blog Against Theocracy - The Movie

When Reagan was a Liberal(He sounded a lot smarter)

Wingnuts and April Fools' Jokes Just don't Mix Well

Yes.

Terrorists Arrested in Michigan Preparing for Attacks on Police

The Ballad of Rush Limpaugh

The Best Facebook Status Thread You've Read All Year...

On Night of Historic Health Care Vote Wingnuts at Riehl World Blog Debate Me for Hours then Delete all My Comments Like the Pansies They Personify

SHOCKING(not really): Teabaggers Call Congressmen "Niggers" and "Faggots" as they Leave Meeting in Washington Today

Fox "Fake" News Goes Full Monte and Lies all Day Long/and Temp still wont fight Me

Glenn Beck is Anti-Christian

Get in the Ring, Motherfucker

Where are Your Free Market Principles, PEOPLE!?!

RNC Fund Raising Fiasco

Bill O'Reilly gets Schooled by John Stewart(the parts they edited out)

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be douche bags...

General Petraeus and the Final God Damned Word on Torture

The Conservative's Case for Higher Taxes

**UPDATED**CPAC Seats Michael Steele at the Back of the Bus

Rush Over the Cliff

It's Because He's Black

At Least Liberals in Canada still know how to Talk to Tories(In Canada conservatives still go by "Tory")

Sarah Palin is Retarded

Baby-Boomerang

Sen. Kyl gets Latrine Duty

Church Meet State: Where Conspiracy Theories Find Religion

Fiscal Responsibility and Conservatism just don't Mix

Congratulations, Americans...We are all now just 3/5th of a Citizen

Teabaggers send Baby Killer to Senate

Teabaggers Trying to Start All White Basketball League

Teabaggers Unearth Ray Stevens to Write their Anthem

Compare and Contrast - Liberal vs. Conservative: Turkey Day

Learn to Speak Tea Bag

All I wanted for Christmas was a Wingnut Revolution

Conservatism is a Rash

Quarterly Little AG Pics

Evil? Yep, Wingnuts have a Representative for that...

UPDATEDCPAC Seats Michael Steele at the Back of the Bus