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Late Night from Elmo's iPod : Fleetwood Mac "Landslide"

I do this every year just to torture Santa...

Late Night from Elmo's iPod : G"rateful Dead - "Truckin'"

George W. Bush's Nightmare Before Christmas

What? The Dude's Aim was Dead on!

First of all, Michael Ware is drunker than Cooter Brown in this video. Second, how could the Iraqis arrest this guy because he "could have" been aiming for Maliki? His aim was dead on!

12/13/08: President-Elect Obama's Weekly Address

Late Night from Elmo's iPod : Suicidal Tendencies - "Join The Army"

It's the size of your heart, not the length of your Tory-ass hair...

If you still don't believe, then just get up and leave. Do what you have to do...but this ain't no place for you...

Tales from the Crypt

Nouriel Roubini - "...the worst U.S. recession in the past 50 years. It's the bursting of a huge leveraged-up credit bubble. There's no going back, and there is no bottom to it."

Bill Gross - "As 2008 nears its conclusion, we as an investor nation have been forced to face a new reality. Wall Street and Main Street are fearful that a recession may be replaced by a near depression."

Robert Shiller - "We don't currently have anywhere near the level of unemployment that we had in the 1930s, but otherwise there are many similarities between today's environment and the Great Depression, with things happening today that we haven't seen since then."

Sheila Bair - "We need to return to the culture of thrift that my mother and her generation learned the hard way through years of hardship and deprivation. Those are lessons learned that the current crisis is teaching us again."

Jim Rogers - "We are in a period of forced liquidation, which has happened only eight or nine times in the past 150 years. The fact that it's historic doesn't make it any more fun, of course."


John Train - "In the present environment I favor companies that can prosper in the lean years ahead. So, not Saks, but Wal-Mart; not Neiman Marcus, but Dollar General."

Meredith Whitney - "I think the overall economy will be worse than people expect. The biggest issue will be consumer spending. If 2008 was characterized by the market impacting the economy, then 2009 will be about the economy impacting the market. It's already started."

Wilbur Ross - "We are clearly in a serious recession, and more aggressive action is needed to turn things around."

Psycho Engineering

Remember back-just a few weeks ago, when Retardican heavyweights had a little powwow in Virginia to forge a new trail for their pathetic, ostracized party? Apparently, to no ones amazement, the focus of the meeting was on how to mend the parties 'perception' instead of composing any actual substantive vision. Retardicans seem to prefer 'cards' as their residential building material of choice.

So, now we see the fruits of their labor all over every form of media available today. As of the second after Barack Obama won the election, every bad trait or evil deviance that lead to the downfall of the wingnut, every stingy action that made conservatives rich; leaving the average American citizen suffering, is now perfectly and exactly what the newly crowned Liberals are! So everything they just got bitchslapped for being, they are now going to immediately start attributing to Liberals. Brilliant. Not very original, but brilliant! You see, they will get a head start this time. That'll do the trick!

Well, there you have it folks. From now on we Liberals are officially the most Orwellian, fascist, corporate lackey, environment killing, foreign oil loving, war mongering, Constitution hating, racist, backwards looking, economy destroying, civil rights hating, 'We the People' forgetting, losers ever to be inducted into the gutter-slime of history's hall of shame!

The way the wingnuts see it-"if it worked for the Liberals, it'll work for us." Because to them, perception out weighs substance. Substance is for the weak. "The Liberals won because they out perceptionized us!" They say.

This is the song that never ends,

yes it just goes on and on my friends...

Some Tories-started singing it,

not knowing what it was...

And they'll continue singing it forever,

just because...

Your Weekly Address from the President-Elect: December 6, 2008

Late Night from Elmo's iPod: Van Halen-"Mean Street"

In honer of the upcoming Depression...(Fair Warning-If the nuances of 1981 embarrass the fuck out of you, close your eyes and just listen to the lyrics and music)

Hair of a Dog

Ever wonder why wingnuts don't hang around here much? Well, it's quite simple really. They don't have a collective hair on their spit-shined asses. Think about it. These pansies only know how to buck up when some shit-for-brains conservative "intellectual" gives them plenty of water and sunshine. When it comes to the simple, true elbow-grease of life, they could no more field a simple ground ball than Bill Buckner did on that infamous 25th day of October, 1986.

Yeah, they don't come around here because they know they couldn't scoop up even the sloppiest of bloopers hugging the base line. Not even in their wildest of dreams! So they cower like the Tories they are, in a corner, conniving and what not, only to be slapped down like the fools they are over and over again.

And that slapping down is just what happens to them in normal everyday life.

So, when a wingnut stumbles along and gets too close around this way, he/she/it shits their pants. They cannot handle reality in its clearest form. Hell, they can't handle reality in its foggiest form. Reality is like being too close to molten lava for wingnuts. And when they come around here, it's like being damned to eternal hell!

But wingnuts are dreaming, and in their dreams it is raining. The rain is so cooling and nurturing, life giving, they can't get enough. Their conservative ideals are loved by everyone, and they work...really...

Then they wake up in the morning, to the Hair of a Dog.